If I was Kim Kardashian, I'd most likely be wallowing in a pint of Ben & Jerry's right now after hearing the recent news that ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush is expecting his first child with his current girlfriend. But heck, Kim's better than that. Oh, you're gonna have a kid Reggie? Well I'm gonna go look for a house with Kanye! Take that, stud.
Well, that's how it went down in my mind anyway. Kim and Kanye just happened to be out in Miami yesterday checking out multi-million dollar mansions. Pretty good distraction, wouldn't you say? Considering Kim and Kanye are so totally getting hitched any day now, it doesn't surprise me, either.
What does surprise me, though, are those massive mirrors overtaking her face. Wait, is that an umbrella Kanye's holding? So it's ... raining. And Kim's still rocking stunner shades big enough to hide the sun from all of Miami combined?
I understand the whole big sunglasses trend. Heck, I love it. But these, well, they're a tad excessive don'tcha think?