POSTS WITH TAG: general hilarity

  • 0 +SHARE

    Quick, can you guess who this handsome celebrity is? I'll give you a hint: HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS PICTURE. Talk about your Photoshop fail! You guys, this is supposed to be Chris Pratt. You know, the funny goofball from Parks and Recreation? Star of Guardians of the Galaxy? Anna Faris's husband? I know he just lost a lot of weight and looks slimmer now, but come on! He doesn't even look like himself here on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. He looks like some generic Hot Guy™. (Also kind of like Chris Martin in a weird way.) They stripped away what makes Pratt so uniquely lovable.

    Oh Photoshop, will your voracious, devouring ways never cease? Here are 6 other examples of how too much electronic airbrushing can destroy a celeb's image. It's proof that some art directors are getting far too carried away with this editing tool. Oh, and Entertainment Weekly? Please give us back the real Chris Pratt. We don't want your impostor.

    Read More
  • 2 +SHARE

    Have you seen this photo of Kate Upton from Harper's Bazaar? She looks phenomenal, as usual, and the accompanying article features workout tips from her trainer so you can find out how to -- DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! What happened to Kate Upton's armpit?!? Do you see that? Over on the left side ... look closely at the photo below. She's missing half her armpit. Where did it go? What the hell! Why did we never notice this about her before, and what could have possibly caused this tragic malformation? We can only guess.

    Read More
  • 8 +SHARE

    Shopping for a swimsuit is stressful, so we've decided to make it a little bit easier for you. Here are 9 hideous swimsuits you should NOT buy. You're welcome! We just narrowed down your choices to a mere 720,397,423.

    No but seriously, who would wear this monstrosity? I ask you! What the hell. No one wants to consider the human digestive system while they're at the pool or the beach. NO ONE. But while we're on the topic of the weird swimsuits, take a look at some of these. Would you dare to wear any of them?

    Read More
  • 6 +SHARE

    When it comes to wanting an honest opinion about whether or not your ass looks fat in the skinny jeans you just spent 10 minutes trying to zip up -- don't ask your husband. And don't ask your mom or your best girlfriend either. (They'll all lie to your face.)

    If you want the truth -- seek out a kid. Actually, you probably won't even have to ask the question if you find said kid. He/she will take one look at you and say, "Your butt looks HUGE, Mom." Or, "Those jeans don't fit, Mom."

    You catch my drift. Kids have a wonderful knack for pointing out the negative aspects of our appearance without so much as a second's thought -- even though 99 percent of the time, they aren't trying to insult us at all.

    Read More
  • 22 +SHARE

    Could someone please help me? I've gone temporarily blind from seeing something I didn't want to see this morning. Something my brain is desperately trying to forget. What was it again? Oh no, I remember now: Oh God -- it's the sight of Cher wearing glitter heart pasties. I would tear out my eyeballs now, but it's clearly too late. The damage is done. 

    Cher wore bright red, sequined, heart-shaped pasties in a performance for her "Dressed to Kill" tour. DRESSED TO KILL INDEED. This was just one of many eye-stabbing costumes the 67-year-old matron of glam wears in her show, including something that looks like her "Turn Back Time" strappy bondage bodice. Do you dare feast your eyes on Cher with glitter heart boobs? Do you?!? 

    Read More
  • 1 +SHARE

    Khloe Kardashian tends to win the award for Most Universally Tolerated Kardashian, because she has no qualms tellin' it like it is. Even when it comes to her own least attractive physical qualities, fashion disasters, or wardrobe malfunctions -- or all of those in one!

    Khloe was recently chatting with ITN News about Kardashian Kollection for Lipsy and acknowledged that the red carpet "whoops!" she's sort of become known for isn't as horrendous as it sounds.

    Read More
  • 43 +SHARE

    Not too long ago, I turned 40...

    I was telling a friend that I'd be willing to trade in my Gen X status for that of a 30-year-old hipster who wears black-rimmed glasses (for statement, not vision, purposes). Then, I'd never have to admit that I spent the Saturday nights of my childhood hoping beyond hope that Charo would be the surprise guest on The Love Boat or that somehow, Shari and Lambchop would find themselves in an eerie episode of Fantasy Island where Shari was the puppet. (What, I'm the only one who wished for that story line? I think not.)

    No, I wouldn't know a lot of things like, the pain of seeing Chachi marry Joanie or the name of my first Cabbage Patch Kid or the "awesome" effects of Sun-In, had I not been a poster child for Generation X. Things like this:

    Read More
  • 13 +SHARE

    Awards season and its star, the Oscars, are great for a number of reasons. For the style-obsessed, that walk down the red carpet is sure to provide some fabulous moments. There are the dresses so gorgeous we'll remember them forever, and then there are the looks we'll remember ... for other waaay less glamorous reasons. Over the years, there have been just as many cringe-worthy gowns as stunning ones. And with the 2014 Oscars this Sunday, we're sure to see a lot more of the good -- and the very, very bad.

    Strangely, it's the weird and outrageous takes on style that stay with us, maybe even more than the heavenly couture that floats down past the flashbulbs. It got me thinking: We're always looking to celebrities for inspiration when it comes to how we dress and style our hair. Why not see how the average person looks trying on their more, um, "unique" outfits?

    Read More
  • 6 +SHARE

    Fashion is a fickle beast. The plaid skirts we loved in days gone by are quickly put aside in favor of the plaid flannel shirts we all must have today. There are some trends whose deaths break our little heart into a million pieces -- I'm still waiting for jumpsuits to REALLY come back.

    Sure, we've all got the odd vest or pair of espadrilles hanging out in the hopes that they'll come back in vogue. Then there are those trends we could not get rid of fast enough. You know the ones I mean. I'm talking about the trends so god-awful that you couldn't even con YOURSELF into keeping them hanging out in your closet "just in case."

    Read More
  • 1 +SHARE

    When I think Kmart, I don't think crazy, risky fashion. I think practical tops and also a place to buy cereal in a pinch. Also laundry baskets. But when I think Nicki Minaj, crazy, risky fashion choices are totally de rigueur. That's why her pairing up with Kmart to launch her fashion collection seemed so totally bonkers. Not that I was entirely opposed. After all, I love bonkers.

    From her appearance at the opening night of her line, Nicki isn't going to disappoint. At least, if her own ensemble for the evening was anything to go by. Woman arrived in a bubblegum pink car! This is not the entrance of a lady who plans to compromise her aesthetic for anyone -- not even a company selling her clothing line.

    Read More
See what our writers are Prowling
  • - Sheri
  • - Michelle
  • - Tracy
  • - Nicole
  • - Kate
Around the web