It's here. It's finally here. The Bachelor finale is tonight, and I, like millions of fellow Americans with nothing better to do than watch pretty people pretend to be in love for the sake of ABC, am very much looking forward to our last nine-hour episode tonight. Who will Sean Lowe pick? Will it be cool girl Catherine Giudici or plucky Missourian Lindsay Yenter? Or will Chris Harrison announce he's transitioning into a woman and that he and Sean are running away together?

All that remains to be seen, but there are, in fact, some spoilers. Photos of the girls' finale dresses have been posted online, so let's take a sneak peek at their sartorial selections and judge, judge, judge a roo.

Gwyneth Paltrow looks good in pretty much anything -- but even she makes the occasional style faux-pas. Witness her saying she should have worn a bra with her see-through goth gown that she wore to the Oscars a decade ago. I'm really not sure how anyone let her out of the house in that. But you have to hand it to Gwynnie, two kids later and she's still working out like a fiend and eating like a bird, which has allowed her to fit uber-snugly into these skin tight leather pants.

Every year around the Oscars, I happen to catch a segment on some fashion show telling me what the newest trend is, based on this year's hit movies. I recall the first of these segments aired a couple years back during a pre-Oscar lineup. I was informed that with the success of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, I would start to see a lot of people in new blockbuster-inspired fashions.

What I loved most was when they mentioned that "even moms could get in on the trend." Really? Even frumpy ol' moms could get in on the crappy trend some PR person thought up to help put tushes in seats? Wow, we moms are lucky. Here are a couple of those fashions touted to us that I find truly ridiculous:

One of the main things on my to-do list next week is something I absolutely dread, but it's something that HAS to be done. I'm talking about cleaning out my closet in an effort to free up some space for the new spring and summer clothes I'll likely be purchasing.

And if I want to make room for the new stuff, then I have to weed out some of the old pieces, which is something I struggle with every single year. Confession: I refuse to let go of my "skinny" clothes -- because I desperately cling to the idea of actually getting my ass in gear and being able to wear them again one day.

I know, I know -- everyone has a few outfits from last season that don't fit because we're still carrying excess winter weight. But in addition to those types of clothes -- I still have stuff that I wore a good 10 years ago. (And the pants in the photo are from 2011. Those babies don't fit right now either.)

Time to revamp your wardrobe, party people, because spring is almost here! The new season not only affords us a chance to step outside without hating life, but also an opportunity for a fashion renewal. If you've been hiding under a parka all winter long, it's time to show the world what they've been missing. And really, there's no better way to say, I'm here and I'm awesome than with some killer, on-trend jewelry. 

What I like most about accessories is that they can be found for pretty cheap. Whether you're shopping flea markets or department store bargain bins or your mom's bauble box, look for these 5 hot jewelry trends that'll make you look effortlessly chic this season.

Just when you think you've seen it all, my friends, along comes ...

EYELASH JEWELRY.

This Etsy seller is making quite a splash in the world of, erm, eyelashes, because WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT HER? How does she close her eyes? How can she see? Can you drive in those things? Do they hurt? So. Many. Questions.

And so many eyelash options, too! Check them out after the jump, then tell us in the comments: Would YOU wear eyelash jewelry?

If my Facebook feed is any indication, we are a nation of women that's Downton Abbey OBSESSED.

Seriously. We cannot get enough of the Downtown Abbey crew, from the plotlines to the costumes to the enormous estate. What better way to show our love for all things Downton than with a well-chosen bracelet or Downton-inspired dress?

Several websites like the Wardrobe Shop now feature reproduction dresses in the Downton Abbey style. This repro empire dress is $178.

See more fabulous ways to show off your Downton Abbey style after the jump!