As far as I'm concerned, no matter how much she weighs and what jeans, sundress, or Daisy Dukes she's sporting, Jessica Simpson always looks fabulous. And she makes being pregnant look fabulous too. But like every other expectant celeb, she's had her spectacular and not-so-shining style moments while carrying her kiddos. Thankfully, this past weekend, she enjoyed an utterly glam moment while visiting a mall in Charlotte, North Carolina.

With sis Ashlee, fiance Eric Johnson, and daughter Maxwell in tow, Jess was promoting Jessica Simpson Girl's Collection. And obviously any other stylish brand she's associated with got some publicity, too, because she looked that amazing in her burgundy maxi dress (from her own line, of course!), perfectly-fitted black jacket, and a retro Hollywood, Veronica Lake-esque hairdo. Talk about making pregnancy look hot!

One part of my body that I 'sacrificed' for the sake of my children was my stomach. Things pretty much went back to normal after I had my daughter, but after giving birth to my son, a 10-pounder, I had to come to terms with the fact that my tummy would never be what it once was without the help of plastic surgery.

This to me is no biggie -- I mean, that's what Spanx and shapewear swimsuits are for, right? But now comes this awful, horrific news: Crop tops are all the rage for spring.

Crop tops.

I'm imagining groans of horror from 95 percent of the moms out there. Are you one of them?

Ever since the new Hunger Games: Catching Fire character posters debuted, you can't deny one thing: Jennifer Lawrence, aka Katniss Everdeen, looks hot. Even though fans are split as to whether or not they like the actual design of the wedding dress, Jennifer can still pull it off and be smokin'.

Love it or hate it, new details have come out about the dress, and I'm sure you've all been waiting impatiently, glued to the monstrosity of a time-suck that is the Internet, to know more. You know that one of your favorite things to do is pick apart wedding dresses from a fantasy series detail by detail!

The first thing everyone, and I mean everyone, wanted to know was: Was this dress designed by Alexander McQueen creative director Sarah Burton?

When your grandkids ask you about the days when paper letters were delivered to your door via the government, you'll have to explain how wonderful it was to see that little flag raised on those vintage mailboxes, then tell the young ones how times were tough and the US Postal Service had to cut out their Saturday delivery. And finally, at the end of your story, you'll take a big inhale and launch into the rationale behind the USPS clothing line, which debuted way back in 2014.

Though the majority of them are anything but intentional, wardrobe malfunctions really seem to be a dime a dozen these days. From boobs accidentally popping out on the red carpet to celebs forgetting to cross their legs while stepping out of a car, we've seen more than our fair share of exposed body parts.

But one designer must work under the "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" philosophy -- because that's really the only plausible explanation for why Alexandre Vauthier debuted his "nip-slip" dress at Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week.

After writing a recent post on things I'd never know if I weren't a Gen Xer, I came to realize that I'm some kind of Generation X genius. I mean, I could be the "Rain Man" of the Gen X set. Seriously, throw some quotes on the floor, I'll tell you who said them. OK, that test may not work as well as it does with toothpicks in the movie.

But I now see that I'm somewhat stuck in the '80s, and I kinda like it there. So I thought I'd share some of the most random stuff I remember as a Gen X poster child.

There seems to be some talk that poor men are confused, angry, and emasculated, and it's all because of us darned feminists who insist on having jobs, our own bank accounts, and the right to own property 'n' crazy stuff like that. But if you ask me, the fashion industry is to blame for men's confusion! First, it tells guys they have to carry purses (calling them "murses" doesn't make them any more masculine). Now fashion house Yves Saint Laurent has come out with its new menswear campaign -- starring a female model! Yes, that's a GIRL in the designer's lastest collection of suits, ties, jackets, pants, leather coats ... and probably boxer briefs too. Just what the world needs ... more girly men.

Ever want a purse so big that it would take up the entire back seat of your car? Your wait is over. At the Chanel Spring 2013 fashion show this morning in Paris, Karl Lagerfeld debuted, among other, reasonable clothes, a bag that appears to be made of quilted leather, expensive silver hardware, and hula hoops. Evidently, it's the beach bag to end all beach bags. It's the pinnacle of fashion, the height of glamour, and it's this spring's must-have item. Place your special orders now, folks, because this monstrosity of a carry-all will likely be hard to get your hands on.

Here's why you need it.