Today just happens to be Kourtney Kardashian's 34th birthday, and for whatever reason, I thought she was much younger than that -- probably because of how amazing and youthful she looks.

I always pegged her for a gal in her late 20s, especially considering how well her body has bounced back from having two kids. Even though it's only been nine months since she had her second baby, daughter Penelope, Kourtney is super-svelte -- and it's obvious she's worked hard to get back into tip-top shape.

Most of us would kill for her figure, but even if we aren't as tiny as she is, we can still learn quite a bit from how well she knows how to dress in a way that flatters her body at any weight.

Sooooooo, remember that time Angelina Jolie posed topless while letting a horse nuzzle her bosom? (Anyone?)

Yes, it's true. Back in 2001, Angie bared it all for photographer David LaChapelle -- and she didn't exactly seem bothered about taking her shirt off and getting up close and personal with a white horse. For the record, the horse didn't seem quite as into the whole deal as she did. Actually, Angie kind of appears to be pulling the poor animal towards her boobs.  

The never-before-seen half-nude photo was originally supposed to appear in Rolling Stone, but it didn't make the cut. I guess it's their loss, because it's about to go up for auction at Christie's, and is expected to sell for somewhere around $54,000.

Oooh that Miley Cyrus is at it again -- going to parties, looking young and beautiful, and generally acting her age!

The future Mrs. Liam Hemsworth (ha!) went to music producer Pharrell Williams' 40th birthday party on Friday sporting baggy black shorts and a sexy back crop-top, and she looked totally gorgeous.

I love what Miley tweeted right after she shared this photo of her smokin' outfit: "Girl in boys clothing."

No one's going to mistake you for a boy, Miley, that's for sure!

Sigh. I know they work out like crazy and have personal chefs and nannies and all kinds of other luxuries, but considering how amazing some celebrity moms look in a bikini, it's hard not to wonder if there's something in the water in La-La-land.

Honestly, are you even believing how ridiculously awesome Jessica Alba's bikini body is? This picture of her was taken as she relaxed in the sun in St. Bart's -- and her figure is nothing short of pure perfection.

I mean, she looks better after two babies than most of us do before we have kids. (So. Not. Fair.)

The theme on Dancing With the Stars this week may have been "prom night," but apparently some of the contestants didn't get the memo when they selected their costumes. Case in point, Bachelor Sean Lowe, who came out in overalls and a hard hat instead of a dapper looking tux and boutonniere. (I still don't get it.)

He really missed the mark on what is and is not acceptable prom attire, but lucky for him, his fiance more than made up for it. Catherine Giudici wore a tuxedo inspired outfit to support her man in the audience, and anyone who says she looked anything other than adorable needs to stop hating on her immediately.

Sigh. I know she probably tried her best, but Britney Spears' Easter dress looked more like something one would wear to a wake or funeral than to church on Sunday morning.

Brit and her two boys joined her mother and sister Jamie Lynn and her fiance for the Easter service in her home state of Louisiana, and even though she went to the trouble of putting on something a bit more formal, you know, for the sake of church, y'all -- she really overdid things just a tad.

Let's start with the dress.

Whoa! After seeing Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, flaunt her bikini body by sharing pics of herself posing in two new sexy suits on Instagram -- it's probably time to retire the "I'm a mom and can't pull off looking hot in a swimsuit" excuse once and for all.

(I mean -- just look at her!)

She's dropped 42 pounds after having baby Lorenzo last August, and to look at her now, you'd never peg her as the mom of a 7-month-old.

I don't care whether you're a Snooki fan or not -- you gotta give her credit for working hard and getting her body back into fantastic shape, which is definitely not an easy task.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, no -- it's actually Amanda Bynes wandering around Times Square with a shirt over her head. (Um, excuse me?)

Let's see, where shall I begin -- I'm honestly not sure how to go about describing whatever is going on here.

I guess I'll just start over. Amanda Bynes was caught on video walking all over Times Square with a blue shirt completely covering her head. And based on how ridiculous the rest of her attire is, I'm not sure why she didn't opt to cover her entire body from head to toe instead.

And what's really strange is it's not the first time she's attempted to go incognito by throwing something over her head, as you can see in the photo at left taken back in November. (It's her signature move, I guess.)