Tonight's the night we find out who Bachelor Ben Flajnik chooses to be his future ex-wife. Lindzi Cox and Courtney Robertson, our two lovely finalists, are vying for Ben's affection, even though he's a total dud with the sex appeal of a child's homemade mitten. He with his butt-cut and they in their dresses, the final rose ceremony is a time to both reflect on their relationships and, of course, their outfits. Ben's been comparing Lindzi and Courtney all season long, so one last head to head competition just seems natural.

To that end, we've gotten a sneak peek at the gowns that both Lindz and Court will wear tonight and it's time we decided, oh yes, who looks better. The Possessionista got the scoop that Lindzi is wearing a feathered Todashi Shoji gown with her hair half up, half down, and that Courtney's donning a black Alberto Makali dress with elbow-high black leather gloves and hair parted down the middle. Let's discuss.

Question. What happens when a 26-year-old beauty starts morphing into a 53-year-old woman? Does her voice start to get a little crackly? Do her hands get all veiny? Does she start complaining about hot flashes and minor incontinence? Because frankly, I'm starting to worry about what Amanda Seyfried must be going through. In a matter of weeks, the In Time star has turned into Madonna. She's aged about 30 years and may or may not have completed a metamorphosis only Franz Kafka could be proud of.

I've been seeing a lot of cut-out dresses on the red carpet recently and I'm like not sure how I feel about it. Do you remember that episode of Laguna Beach where the new girl Casey wears that hideous yellow sparkly cut-out dress to prom? I think that's where my hatred for the style first started. It's been a slow climb up from despising the look to tolerating it, and I feel like I'm finally at a point now where I see a cut-out dress and can objectively decided whether or not it looks good.

To that end, let's talk about Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, and Gwyneth Paltrow. All three wore cut-out dresses this week, but only two of them looked good. The third looked like she lost in a fight with a hungry hippo. Chomp, chomp.

It's a showdown of fashion proportions. In one corner, we have Duchess Catherine wearing a silver Jenny Packham gown. In the other we have Angelina Jolie in the same dress, only in poppy. The question that usually follows here is: Who wore it better? But I don't think that's necessary. We all know who wore it better. Her tall, slender frame allows the frock to gracefully drape to the floor; besides a few minimalistic baubles, her long brown hair is the only accessory she needs to make sure she's wearing the gown, and that the gown is not wearing her.

Goodness she looks great, doesn't she?

For all the he's-not-Brad misgivings I've had about Jeremiah Brent, he impressed big time on this week's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project. I still miss Brad, but at least Jeremiah's starting to demonstrate just what Rachel saw in him when she hired him, besides his good looks.

He was responsible for furnishing and decorating Rachel and Rodger's new 7,000-square-foot home, and time was tight -- like two weeks tight for the entire project. Then when it was time to move it all in, he had just 24 hours. Seeing him sitting there with just two lamps -- as amazing as they were -- it wasn't looking good. Joey Maalouf showing up to taunt him while slurping coffee loudly didn't help.

When you're a celebrity, shopping for clothes must be an absolute breeze. Can you imagine meandering through your fave stores and never once looking at a price tag?! But just because you have the money to afford A-list style doesn't always mean you can pull it off. Today People magazine released its "10 Best Dressed" list, and I've got to say, they've gathered together the cream of the crop. From Blake Lively to Kate Bosworth, these 10 women really know how to put an outfit together. Not to mention, they're all drop-dead gorgeous. Can you feel my jealousy radiating through the interwebs?

But there's one very important fashionista missing from the group, and frankly, I'm surprised they left her out. 

Sarah Jessica Parker's new flick, I Don't Know How She Does It, premiered last night, and although you'd expect the former Sex and the City star to be the center of attention, it seems that her co-star from the film, Christina Hendricks, made quite the impression on photogs, as well. Of course, it's simply impossible for her to NOT make an impression, what with her dangerous curves and all. I'm pretty much convinced that any man -- geeze, or woman, for that matter -- with a pulse would stop dead in their tracks if they encountered the gorgeous being in person. She's stunning!

But news today is that she "upstaged" SJP and "stole SJP's spotlight." Oh, please! Why do we have to turn these moments into a virtual catfight?

When faced with not one but two knock-out actresses, you don't have to choose sides.

I think there's a magazine for just about everything under the sun.

When I went to visit my grandmother last week, for example, she showered my kids with copies of Bird and Bloom, a magazine about songbirds and the flowers that attract them.

And when I went to the beach with my girlfriends over the weekend, I was introduced to New Beauty ... Whaa??? ...

 ... A magazine for women who love plastic surgery.

Somehow, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow knew she was going to make the cover this month.

What about you?