Have you seen Rihanna naked? Unless you are a famous person who previously enjoyed a relationship with the sultry singer, probably not. Can you change that with a glance at one set of racy photos? You totally can. Well, you half can, anyway.
Rihanna, in a move that we can only call classic bad girl RiRi, posed for a provocative photo-shoot for a French magazine. While her upstairs bits and bobs were all nice and covered up, Rihanna's bottom half was on display for the world (and the camera crew) to see.
I don't care who you are: Every person who struts around with just their lower parts exposed looks vaguely goofy. Even RiRi. It just reminds me of a baby who's escaped his diaper -- more comedic than sex-bomb material. "But they've hired a guy to pour water on her," you say. "Surely that makes it sexy." I shake my head and tell you no. That does not make it "sexy." That makes her probably a little chilly.