Fashion designer and potential spokesperson for fake tanner and silver hair Karl Lagerfeld has been running his mouth almost as bad as Marie Claire's blogger Maura Kelly when she said how fat people were gross brought on by seeing an episode of Mike & Molly. Huge backlash there and then Kelly ended up revealing that she had an eating disorder and that was the reason for her extreme disgust.

Marie Claire magazine should take note that Lagerfeld doesn't keep up with their blog because he made the same kind of mistake with this remark he made about Rolling In the Deep singer Adele: "She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice."

Apparently Lagerfeld realized that was really wrong to say and started backpeddling.

Sofia Vergara is being hailed yet again for her amazing curves now that she's been named the hottest woman of 2012 by AskMen.com.

The 39-year-old mom and Modern Family actress landed at the top of a list featuring some incredibly high-profile names, including Miranda Kerr, Kate Upton, Rooney Mara, and Kim Kardashian. But despite such stiff competition from those younger stars, few would be surprised that men find Sofia totally hot. What guy wouldn't drool over that voluptuous body?

So while there's no doubt that Sofia's sexy figure helped win her the most votes, she also has a secret weapon for looking her best and exuding the confidence needed to be crowned queen of all hotties.

So a few weeks ago. we heard all about a fancy new deluxe treatment at Cindy Barshop's chic NYC waxing spa chain Completely Bare. For a casual $225 a pop, women can stop by The Real Housewives of New York star's spot for an, um, enhancement on their lady parts consisting of REAL fox fur.

Sure, I thought the whole thing was wackadoodle when I heard about it the first time. But after watching Cindy jazz up a woman herself, I've got to say -- it's not as bad as I thought. If a Real Housewife says it's cool, then it's so totally got to be the IT thing, right?

OK, I'm kidding. It's still epically hilarious. But man oh man is this a video you've got to see. Take a look:

Axe commercial.Hey, ladies! Ever wished you could smell like an eager college freshman or a cab driver? Now's your chance. Soon, there will be an Axe body spray for women. Unilever, the company behind the scent and its ridiculous ads, says that they're launching a uni-sex spray called Anarchy that will be sure to titillate the boys just as much as the girls.

I don't know if it's all the Axe chemicals floating around their offices and making Axe execs think this is a good idea, but hate to break it to you fellas: No woman I know likes the overt, in-your-face smell of douche bag in a can. We don't like it on guys and we certainly won't like it for ourselves.

Hey everybody! Miley Cyrus has a message. She'd like you to know that her boobs are real. That's right. She won't tolerate no hootenanny nonsense about her tatas being fake. No sirree. Once she read the rumors after her, um, burgeoning appearance on the CNN Heroes red carpet last night that she'd had breast implants, Miley took to Twitter to quickly quell the, um, swelling accusations. Ms. Miley wants you to understand that her knockers are real, and they're spectacular.

And I quote:

I am entirely jealous of Courtney Stodden, not because she has snagged herself that smart, talented, hunk-of-a-husband Doug Hutchison old enough to be her weird grandpa, but because of her breasts. They are unreal, aren't they? Truthfully, anyone with the inclination and about $10,000 lying around could go out and get themselves a pair that look exactly like them, too ... but not really exactly because did you hear last week's big news? Courtney Stodden's breasts are completely natural, people. She had a breast ultrasound on Dr. Drew last week to prove it. 

To become a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' is basically the greatest thing that can possibly happen to a model.

The Angels are widely regarded as having the best, most desirable bodies in the industry.

Seeing the Angels in magazine ads and on television, it's easy for the average woman to feel pretty glum about her body.

But now that Adriana Lima has revealed the extraordinary lengths she goes to in order to have that 'Angel'-worthy figure, I've decided I'll keep my average body.

Happily.

Those kinds of extreme measures just aren't worth it.

Christina Aguilera is packing a few extra pounds right now -- and Hollywood hasn't gone into this much of a fat frenzy since Jessica Simpson's much-discussed weight gain.

The paparazzi are scrambling to get close-up shots of Christina's thighs and rear end as she shops or chooses pumpkins at the pumpkin patch (EMBARASSING), and bloggers are using words like "rotund" and "frightening" to describe her new figure.

WTH, Hollywood?

While I would concur that this costume is perhaps not the best choice for Xtina's new figure, she's still smaller than most women in America, and if you saw her on the street and didn't know who she was, you'd hardly call her fat.

So why is Hollywood taking such malicious pleasure from her weight gain?

What do you think?