Um. So. Christie Brinkley? She is 59 years old. 5.9. You know what that number is very, very close to? Sixty. The woman is practically in her 60s and her body is absolutely insane. Just look at her! Not only is she getting out of that car just as gracefully as can be, but she is redefining the little black dress. She looks amazing.
I mean -- have you seen her legs?! I am not one to objectify the opposite sex, but I'm willing to make an exception for my own because DAMN. I kind of feel like Gollum behind a rock, being all "tells us your secrets, precious."
Short of a stretching machine, there's not a hell of a lot I can do to make sure I look like Christie when I'm 60. I'm not exactly beating myself up about it, because she is a supermodel who was once married to Billy Joel, so we all have our burdens. Ay-oh! Burn, Billy Joel.