
Dear Jeggings,
I hate you. I hate your stupid name—why can't we just call you what you are, which is denim leggings? I hate that you make models look so cute and trendy, but you make me look like a The City wannabe, except with larger thighs. I hate that I never know which shoes to wear with you and whether you pair better with a tunic or short top. I hate that you're so stretchy. I hate that Urban Outfitters is selling you in several adorable washes for an affordable $39.
I hate that I now own a new pair of you.
Fondly,
Kim
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Comments (9)
LOL! Too funny
So funny Kim—love your letter. I'll bet you look great in them!
LOL. I hate the name too!
I know!! WTH?! Why couldn't I be a leggy model instead of 4'11"!!! LOL