A Glam Guide to the Prettiest 'Lady Garden' Styles

A Glam Guide to the Prettiest 'Lady Garden' Styles
Image: Image elements via Shutterstock; designs by Anne Meadows

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Image elements via Shutterstock; designs by Anne Meadows

Funny as it might sound, it's not all that uncommon to think about the 'do our pubic hair is rocking. Although fashion probably wasn't the intent back in the day, there were definitely a few fads that came and went. But now, in the year of modern women, there are so many options, and the one thing we're well aware of is that sometimes too many options can be overwhelming. That's why we took the time to put together a guide to 10 ways to style our pubic hair the next time we book our appointment at the salon.

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The debate over whether a lady should or shouldn't have hair down there rages on. And it's tiring, to say the least. But no matter what our dear readers decide to do with their nether regions, we want to share some of our favorite "looks" all compiled together in one handy and easy-to-follow guide.

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Maybe one of these "hairstyles" will become a regular 'do, or who knows -- maybe a gal needs to try a few out before committing to something. Hey, there's no absolutely zero judgment here. 

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So check out our guide and let us know if there are any good ones we've missed!

  • Landing Strip

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    Prepare for takeoff with this ultra-sleek 'do. The landing strip is just a neatly trimmed ribbon of hair -- like a race car stripe down the middle of your vulva.

  • Postage Stamp

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    Consider this style signed, sealed, and delivered. This design just leaves a neatly cropped, square patch on your vulva.

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  • Heart

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    Show your love with a heart, and if you're really feeling snazzy, you might want to dye it red -- get a combo going. This is literally a heart-shaped patch on your vulva, and the surrounding area is bare.


  • Mohawk

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    An added touch to the landing strip, the Mohawk may not be as tapered. For times when you want to live on the wild side.

  • Martini Glass

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    Basic shapes are a snooze fest -- why aim for a heart when you can add a martini glass to your lady canvas? This is the same deal as the heart -- a triangle neatly coiffed in the middle with perimeter shaved.

  • Rainbow

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    By all means, feel free to take on all of the colors of the rainbow, but we suggest just picking one color from the rainbow -- and having a professional help you out. Combine the dye with a fun shape for extra flair.

  • Braid It Up

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    Kind of kidding, but who are we to judge? Cornrows are a form of braiding, and believe it or not, there have been women who dig this style for their pubic hair.

  • Va-Jeweled

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    A gem, indeed -- literally. This style is like taking a bedazzler gun to your lady parts and adding lots of little, sparkly rhinestone figurings to it. Pretty!

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  • Merkin

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    If you want to mix it up day by day and channel your inner Marie Antoinette (assuming she partook in the fad), by all means do your "thang." Get the "Donald Trump" of pubic hair -- with this type of pubic hair wig.

  • Baldy

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    How wrong can you go with a vulva that resembles Mr. Bigglesworth (or maybe you need to brush up on your Austin Powers trivia)? This is when you shave or wax all of your hair for a smooth finish.

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