'Wedgie Fit' Jeans Are Exactly What the Butt Doctor Ordered

levis wedgie fit jeansA new (old) style of jeans has been introduced and has some folks a little cautious about how they will feel. Meet Levi's Wedgie Fit Jeans, featuring a vintage-style high rise with a little bit of stretch so that it hugs your waist, hips, and backside. But ... wedgie?

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Wedgie, used affectionately -- not in the way of crumpled-up underwear annoying your cheeks, or a string thong venturing where it doesn't need to go. Wedgie, as in butt-hugging wonderful. No surgery needed. No butt-lifting shapewear required.

A little cheeky, a little vintage-inspired. Coming soon.

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Listen, no one wants saggy ass jeans. At least we hope you don't want them. Because even the saggiest of asses should wear jeans that lift and sculpt and remind you of that ass you had in high school. (I'm talking to myself here.) Or ... that ass when you were Kylie Jenner's age. Yes, she has a pair. And they look phenom.

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I LOVE them! I want Beyonce in them. I want myself in them. I want moms and non-moms in them. And no one better call them mom jeans with a negative tone, because these are for anyone who wants to rock them. They are just high-waisted jeans with a vintage feel -- tight with a bit of stretch and a butt-accentuating fit. Tuck shirts into them. Wear with a crop. And know that it's not really a wedgie -- but a name like Ass Kissing Jeans just wouldn't work as well.

Levi's Wedgie Fit Jeans start at $88.

 

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