New 'Human Barbie' Blames Helicopter Parents for Her Plastic Look (PHOTOS)

human barbie angelica kenovaBrace yourselves, folks. The world apparently has another new Human Barbie. Angelica Kenova is the latest doll-wannabe to step forward touting herself with the title. But the 26-year-old says her story is different from those who have claimed to bleed Barbie pink before her.


According to Kenova, her 32E bra size and 20-inch waist are all natural -- no plastic surgery here. Nope, her story is actually creepier in that she claims her Barbie doll looks are a direct result of "parental micromanaging."


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According to Starcasm, Kenova says:

I should be independent, but my parents insist I still live with them. They don't want me to move into my own place and I am still dependent on them financially. I'm not even allowed to buy clothes without my mum there -- she likes to choose attire that clings to my figure and emphasize my good features.

It's always the mother's fault, isn't it?

For her part, Kenova doesn't seem the least bit concerned that her parents have kept her in a plastic bubble for the last 26 years, which is kind of the most alarming part of the story. A grown woman content with living on her parents' dime whose only pastime seems to be posting photos of herself on Instagram? That sounds more like E!'s Rich Kids of Beverly Hills than Barbie, who has had a number of careers, you know.

But she does say she'll give her own life a go ... someday.

My parents have kept me in a glass palace all my life, but one day hopefully, I will be able to break free. It is never too late to start an independent life!

Sure, maybe she can team up with the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for a very special episode. Although, personally, I'd rather be known as one of the "Indiana Mole Women" than Human Barbie any day.

Why do you think so many women are obsessed with being human Barbie dolls?

Images via Angelica Kenova/Instagram

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