Kanye West's Bizarre Fashion Week Collection Explains North's Epic Meltdown

Liz Alterman | Feb 13, 2015 Beauty & Style

Kanye West While it looked like an army of models forgot to get dressed for their strut down the catwalk at New York Fashion Week, it turned it they were just debuting Kanye West's newest collection. Kanye, we get that you're a busy guy what with the music and sneakers and all, but something seems to be missing here. Wait, it's good taste, oh, and maybe pants!

Though the rest of the Kardashian Klan smiled at the mud-colored unitards, only North was brave enough to express what everyone was feeling. The poor kid. Every girl's embarrassed by her dad at some point, you just don't expect it at such a young age and on such a grand scale. Yeesh!

When you see this line of clothing you can almost hear Project Runway host Heidi Klum saying, "I'm sorry, Kanye, you are out! Auf Wiedersehen!" before kissing the rapper on both cheeks and sending him packin'.

Check out these looks and then tell us: Would you ever wear anything from Kanye's collection in public?  


Images via KimKardashian/Instagram & BeeR0ck8/Twitter

  • Run, Kim, Run

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    Image via KimKardashian/Instagram

    Poor Mrs. West captioned this photo: "My look for the Yeezy show!!!!!! Yeezy head to toe!!!!!" (In other words, "I didn't pick out any of this!!!!) One can only guess that all those exclamation points are cries for help. Anyone who agreed to wear this G.I. Joe-meets-ballet unitard outfit in public must have Stockholm syndrome. Seriously, Kim, just send us an S.O.S with your super-long eyelashes and we'll send help immediately. 

  • Inspired by '80s TV

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    Image via zellablog/Instagram

    Seriously, did Kanye just rip off the workout wear from the 1980's TV show Fame? (Minus the most fashionable part -- the legwarmers.)

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  • Bodysuits

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    Image via danawhocares/Instagram

    If this is something you put on to stay warm before skiing, we get it. Other than that, we're kind of at a loss. Is it Kanye's take on the union suit? If so, it seems to be missing the cute little trap door in the back. 

  • Homeless Chic

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    Image via lollajbelle/Instagram

    Though Kanye partnered with Adidas for this line, from this view, it looks more like he collaborated with the Salvation Army. Not only are these garments ill-fitting, one has more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese. Perhaps he's channeling the Olsen twins who've been known to rock a homeless chic look.

  • "What Have I Done to My Little Sis?"

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    Image via kyliejenner/Instagram

    Kim looks on in horror, thinking, "It's bad enough I've gotten myself into this mess. Now look what he's done to my little sister!" 

    And how uncomfortable do those bottoms and sports bras look? Ugh. At least this takes some of the attention off the beleaguered Bruce Jenner. Notice the real family model, Kendall, wisely seems to have passed on this job. Smart girl!

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