10 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Moms (PHOTOS)

Maressa Brown | Oct 24, 2014 Beauty & Style
10 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Moms (PHOTOS)

woman in witch costume eating candyAlthough you own your identity as a woman and as an adult after having kids, entrée into motherhood is, inarguably, a game-changer. The fact of the matter: Once your to-do list gets packed with feedings and drop-offs, you may have fewer options when it comes to what to be for Halloween.

And we're not just talking about how some Halloween costumes are way too time-consuming and labor-intensive! Certain styles are downright inappropriate -- in general, of course, but especially for moms! We scoured this year's pickings and rounded up 10 of the most unsuitable ones we could find.

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Check 'em out, and then tell us: Would you ever consider #6 in a million years?!


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  • 'Sexy Wolf'

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    Little Red Riding Hood will never know what hit her when she sees this "Sexy Wolf" ($108.95, Yandy.com) coming. But, yeah, as much as you may love that fairy tale, this furry look is just a no-no.

  • 'Ravishing Peacock'

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    Some of us adore peacocks, but doing your best impression of a Playboy Bunny doing an impression of a peacock in this glorified lingerie ($49.99, partycity.com) might not be your best bet.

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  • 'Sexy Tux & Ears'

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    Your little ones may love Disney Junior's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so you think, why not BE the iconic character in this Sexy Tux & Ears costume ($58.95, Yandy.com)?! Uh, maaaybe, but not like this. Don't, just don't.

  • 'Smokin' Hot Firefighter'

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    This "Hot Firefighter" costume ($39.99, partycity.com) is so smokin' that it even says it right across the strip that covers your bust! Tacky alert!

  • 'Sexy Rocket Babe'

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    Why not be a "Sexy Rocket Babe" ($67.95, Yandy.com) for Halloween? Because, no matter how good your impression of Toy Story's Buzz Lightyear, this is just ... plain ... bad.

  • 'Sexy Olaf'

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    Frozen fever shows no signs of breaking anytime soon, and even if your kids can't get enough of the Disney/Pixar flick, slipping into this "Sexy Olaf" look (originally available through Yandy.com, but now sold out -- I repeat, SOLD OUT!?) is simply not okay.

  • 'Furry Electric Party Raver'

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    Chalk it up to loving Katy Perry or wishing you could get tickets to Ultra Music Festival, but either way, this Adult Furry Electric Raver ($59.99, partycity.com) is pretty frightening. And not in a good, Halloween-y way!

  • Sexy 'One-Eyed Master's Helper'

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    Even if Despicable Me makes you "happy," don't show it with this minion costume ($59.95, Yandy.com).

  • 'Space Slave'

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    No one is arguing that Star Wars is a classic. The sort of film we are still talking about, watching, and even imitating with Halloween costumes some 30+ years later. But there's no need to pay tribute with this 'Space Slave' costume ($119.95, Yandy.com), which is clearly the skimpiest Princess Leia look of all time. 

  • 'Sexy Chucky'

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    Need to get on the fast-track to terrifying and embarrassing your loved ones? Go with this 'Sexy Chucky' costume ($39.99, partycity.com) for sure.

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