9 Truly Awful Swimsuits That Will Get You in Hot Water

swimsuitShopping for a swimsuit is stressful, so we've decided to make it a little bit easier for you. Here are 9 hideous swimsuits you should NOT buy. You're welcome! We just narrowed down your choices to a mere 720,397,423.

No but seriously, who would wear this monstrosity? I ask you! What the hell. No one wants to consider the human digestive system while they're at the pool or the beach. NO ONE. But while we're on the topic of the weird swimsuits, take a look at some of these. Would you dare to wear any of them?

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javak... javakitty2011

The ass suit is awesome as long as the guy has a nice ass lol I love the kitty one

BGarcel BGarcel

All but the assless swim trunk i disliked. Of course the right kind of man would have to wear the trunks for me to actually like it :)

Paike... Paikea1974

when l saw the assless swim trunk my immediate and only thought was: ' that would save him time if he has to go for a number two....NOW "  ha ha

Rando... Randomlady

I loved 3 of them, the shark, the cat, and theR2-D2 swim trunks.

arlis... arliss123

Not only is the American Apparel swimsuit inappropriate, it doesn't even look good on the model. The lesson is, ladies, if a swimsuit can make a19 year old model look saggy, it is not for the rest of us.

2baby... 2babymomma

I love the shark one and the Web one

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