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8 Wedding Dresses That Are Too Sexy for the Big Day (PHOTOS)

LifestylePublished Apr 23, 2014
By Lisa Fogarty
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Brides want to look their absolute best on their wedding day. Many shop for months in search of the perfect gown -- the one guests will rave about and remember forever.

You could say these 8 overly sexy wedding dresses will definitely get people talking, though what they say may not be exactly flattering. Some brides-to-be are dead set on bringing sex-ay to the altar. Lucky for them, there are a great many hot-to-trot sheer, tight, and cut-to-way-up-there dresses from which they can choose.

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Scores of designers are opting to show slip-like gowns that would be perfect for a beach wedding -- but make you look like a perfect mess anywhere else. Buyer beware: this trend should be treated with caution or you risk looking less like a blushing bride and more like a lady of the night.

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Bikini-Inspired Bridal Dress
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Bikini-Inspired Bridal Dress

Former Laguna Beach actress Whitney Port is reportedly eyeing this Oscar de la Renta two-piece wedding gown for her possible beach wedding. Someone should tell her it's okay to exchange vows on the sand without dressing up in a mermaid costume.

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Sheer-Bottom Trend
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Sheer-Bottom Trend

I'm not even going to pretend this Elie Saab Couture bridal gown isn't one of the most stunning creations I've ever seen. But, with its ultra-sheer bottom, it isn't necessarily appropriate for most weddings.

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Come Hither Lace & Slit
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Come Hither Lace & Slit

If a bride's dress makes all of the male guests at her wedding ponder whether they still have a shot with her, it's probably too sexy. With its thigh-high slit and super low-cut bustier, this one will score a bride lots of unwanted opportunities to ... uh, score.

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Vegas Bride
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Vegas Bride

If you're eloping in Vegas and have a bubbly personality AND idolize Betty Boop, by all means, go for this look. If not, stay away.

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Side Boob Bride
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Side Boob Bride

No matter how you slice it, the side boob is a bad trend. The side boob wedding dress = a hundred million times worse.

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Exposed on Top

It looks like all of the fabric for this dress went into creating that gorgeously elaborate train. Here's hoping the designer stitched a nude slip up top so this bride's assets weren't completely exposed to guests.

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Peek-a-Boo Cut-Out Dress
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Peek-a-Boo Cut-Out Dress

If you're going to wear a body con bridal dress, more power to you. But the sexy shape here is enough to make an impact -- there's no need to add peek-a-boo lace along the sides and sleeves.

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Queen of All Things Obscene
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Queen of All Things Obscene

Should we start with the fact that this wedding gown is actually a micro mini? How about the flashy color? The hits-you-out-of-nowhere peacock tail train? Who knew so much could be happening on so little of a dress?!

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