Madonna is the original Miley Cyrus. Kids today probably don't realize that. They see Madge as some washed up older lady who has songs that sound a lot like Lady Gaga. But Madonna was the OG Gaga, too. That Madonna, sure has it tough, doesn't she? Don't worry, Madge. I get you. I've been getting you since I was just a wee one younger than Miley and wearing 47 black jelly bracelets and lace gloves because I loved your like a virgin style. I'm even getting your latest stunt of super long armpit hair.
Oh yes. Madonna has let her armpit hair grow to amazing lengths and she took a selfie to show the world. You know you want to see it.
"Long hair...... Don't Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove," the 55-year-old Madge wrote. And I'm with her. Sure some are going to think this is completely gross, but have you ever grown out your armpit hair before? I suggest you try it. It's liberating! But did Madonna really need to show us a photo of it?
Nope. Sure didn't. But she's Madonna. I guess it's better than seeing a tongue or a photo of yourself with a huge bruise on your butt and your hand on your you-know-what when lying nearly naked in a bikini, Miley.
Not even Madge's clevage will distract me from the armpit hair though. Also, I kind of expected the hair to be darker. It's a redish golden brown. Hmmm.
What do you think of Madonna's armpit hair photo? Have you ever grown your armpit hair to such amazing lengths?
Images via Madonna/Instagram