When you think about what a lot of women want to look like -- Barbie definitely comes to mind. It's kind of sad, but there are plenty of women who will do anything for size triple D breasts, a pert nose, big eyes, full lips, blonde hair, and a tiny waist. If that means getting a gazillion operations -- any one of which could potentially destroy her life -- then so be it! Maybe it's all those Barbie dolls that are foisted on us as children. But I have never heard of any of these Barbie wannabes taking it as far as a woman named Blondie Bennett. Blondie wants so badly to be a Barbie doll that she's trying to destroy her brain cells. I'm not making this up.
Blondie, who is 38, has already had five breast operations. She's also had numerous other work done, as her plastic-y face will attest.
But not satisfied with just looking like Barbie -- Blondie wants to BE Barbie. She reportedly told Barcroft TV:
I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless. I don't like being human, if that makes sense ... Natural is boring ... I would love to be like, completely plastic.
Let me repeat: I actually want to be brainless.
Millions of people around the world are suffering from losing their minds via dementia or brain trauma, and this woman is actually trying to make it happen. How?
She takes hynotherapy sessions, which she hopes will "decrease her IQ." She told the Daily Mail:
I've had 20 sessions and I'm already starting to feel ditzy and confused all of the time.
Yes, while the rest of us are popping Ginkgo Biloba and doing crossword puzzles to keep our brains in working order, Blondie is actively trying to destroy what brain cells she has left. Aren't you thrilled she probably has a driver's license and is tooling down the freeway all ditzy and confused?
Blondie says she doesn't like being human. What she really doesn't like is being herself. She can't stand herself, so she's literally trying to destroy who she is. She can't appreciate the fact that she actually has a working brain -- one that so many brain-traumatized people would love to have. She doesn't need hypnotherapy, she needs therapy.
Why would someone try to destroy their brain?
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