Kim Kardashian is for the birds. I'm not being mean. She is literally for the birds. She has totally perfected the "sparrow face." Presumably, she she makes this face, sparrows and all kinds of feathered creatures flock to her. She's like the Pied Piper of egg-laying aves. I'm not sure when all of this started. Wasn't there a time when Kim looked in the camera and smiled? I could be mistaken. Perhaps she came out of the womb with this disturbing little pucker on her face. I am determined to find out. Let us embark on a journey ... a bird-watching tour if you will ... of Kim's face.
Here we have what seems to be the original duck face -- Kim hasn't quite perfected the sparrow yet.