The moment we've all been waiting for hath finally arrived. Five months after giving birth, Kim Kardashian has stripped down to an itty bikini, showing off her hot post-baby bod on the cover of Us Weekly. Is it everything we hoped for?
No, you guys. It's more.
Whether you've decorated your locker with "I Heart Kim" posters or use said posters as a urinal cake/dart board, there's no denying that the lady looks smokin'. She was on the receiving end of countless fat jokes and name-calling when she was pregnant, so it's understandable that she'd want to show off the fruits of her diet and exercise labor. This picture is everything. It's a mix of both old Kim and new. The bathing suit, though gorgeous, has just the tiniest kiss of trashiness, hearkening back to the days of Kim yore; and the shorter, lighter 'do is quintessential "new Kim." Oh, and as always, her spray tan is perfection. She ought to patent that hue.
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This right here is a collector's item, dear friends. And while many of us are no longer young enough to be the proprietors of lockers, I think we can all agree on the fact that you're never too old to have a laminated Us Weekly cover hanging on your bedroom wall. Next to the signed Taylor Swift concert T.
What do you think of Kim's Us Weekly cover? Surprised by it? Cutting it out and hanging it up in your cubicle?
Image via Us Weekly