Thanksgiving is over, and you know what that means: Ugly Christmas Sweater Season is officially here! Any minute now the invites to Ugly Christmas Sweater parties will start pouring in -- and, OH MY GOD, are you prepared?? No. You're not. Because you don't want to take the easy way out and wear last year's tired old snowflake/snowman/snowcapped mountain pullover -- not when there are clever pop culture commentary-inspired alternatives out there!
Or maybe you have no interest whatsoever in being funny and/or thought-provoking, but you just can't stand the sight of reindeer and pine trees. Either way, these 5 Anti-Christmas Sweater Sweaters are sure to get you in the holiday spirit.
YEAH, bitch!! I don't know if this Breaking Bad-inspired sweater makes me want to cook up a batch of crystal or trim the tree -- why not both? YEAH, bitch!! (And it's only $19.99!!)