5 Anti-Christmas Sweater Sweaters for a Hilarious Holiday (PHOTOS)

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Thanksgiving is over, and you know what that means: Ugly Christmas Sweater Season is officially here! Any minute now the invites to Ugly Christmas Sweater parties will start pouring in -- and, OH MY GOD, are you prepared?? No. You're not. Because you don't want to take the easy way out and wear last year's tired old snowflake/snowman/snowcapped mountain pullover -- not when there are clever pop culture commentary-inspired alternatives out there!  

Or maybe you have no interest whatsoever in being funny and/or thought-provoking, but you just can't stand the sight of reindeer and pine trees. Either way, these 5 Anti-Christmas Sweater Sweaters are sure to get you in the holiday spirit.

  • Meth-y Christmas!


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    YEAH, bitch!! I don't know if this Breaking Bad-inspired sweater makes me want to cook up a batch of crystal or trim the tree -- why not both? YEAH, bitch!! (And it's only $19.99!!)

  • Jingle Bell RAWWWK!


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    The original anti-Christmas Christmas sweater, this Slayer fan's dream design took shoppers by storm last year -- and it's still going strong!! $80

  • Joystick to the World


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    Re-create the joy of finding an Atari under the tree with this Pac-Man  knit. (Does that dude come with every sweater?) $35

  • Here's Jolly!


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    The holidays can be murder, right? Don't bother trying to hide the fact that you're losing your mind -- wear this tribute-in-yarn to classic horror flick The Shining$25

  • It's Totally Christmas!


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    I can't decide if this Jem & the Holograms Christmas sweater makes me feel like a kid again or like an extremely, extremely old and old and old person. $35

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