Look, I get being completely obsessed with a band. There was a period of time where if I saw Mötley Crüe on television, I'd get too excited and have to go for a walk. Truth be told, I am also pretty sure that if I ever spotted David Bowie in real life, I would just start crying and maybe never stop.
But being so into a band that you'd spend top dollar to buy their dirty clothing? That's just nasty. And yet, Harry Styles of One Direction is banking on his fans spending their allowances and then some for the honor of buying his rank laundry. What, oh once splendid world, have we become?
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I mean, yes, it's for a good cause. Harry's not just trying to line the pockets of his very tight pants. He's raising dollars for UNICEF. But still -- the person buying said pants I guarantee you isn't doing it for a good cause. While I would in no way spend my hard earned monies on this fugly (and funky smelling, I'm sure) top, there are definitely some other more famous items of clothing I'd have zero issue paying top dollar for.
1. Madonna's Cone-Bra
It's not just hilarious -- it's pop cultural history, you guys.
2. Marie Antoinette's Wig
Two things I love, wigs and the history of the French monarchy. Two birds, one stone.
3. J.Lo's Versace Gown
I'd never wear it because of how all of my parts would escape it, but I guarantee you I'd find a way to take a picture of my cat in it. I don't know how exactly, but I'd do it.
4. Elvis's White Jumpsuit
This one would be tricky though, since Elvis is clearly still alive and very fond of his jumpsuit.
5. Anything Belonging to Kevin Sorbo
What? Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my unrelenting passion for Kevin Sorbo.
Are there any celebrities whose dirty clothes you'd pay to own or is the idea just too gross?
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