Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Flat Abs That Will Make You Seethe With Jealousy (PHOTO)

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Jennifer LopezLife. Just. Isn't. FAIR. You see this picture of Jennifer Lopez showing off her flat abs?!? Yeah, it's new. As in it was just posted to her Instagram account yesterday. As in it isn't a throwback from her In Living Color days and her stomach really is that rock hard at the age of 44 and after having twins.

Why oh why isn't there any justice in this world?

And I know what you're thinking -- maybe she's just standing at a really good angle and she's sucking her gut in to make herself appear even thinner.

Take a closer look, because that clearly isn't the case.

She's standing up straight. And based on her facial expression, she isn't holding her breath -- so again, her abs really are as flat as a pancake.

Geez. No wonder she had absolutely no trouble landing herself a 25-year-old boyfriend. Heck, she doesn't even look 25 herself, especially in this denim get-up. This outfit is something you'd expect to find an 18-year-old wearing to her first college party -- and something tells me even she couldn't pull it off quite as perfectly as J. Lo.

And how about the hair? By wearing it long and super-straight, she's totally channeling a late teens/early 20-something vibe, but can you blame her? If your body looked as bangin' as hers, wouldn't you go ahead and sport a hairstyle that's fit for someone 20 years younger?

Damn. I was just commending myself this morning for managing to squeeze into a pair of jeans that didn't fit me a month ago. But after seeing this photo of J.Lo, I'm thinking maybe there's still hope for fitting into the Seven for All Mankinds I wore before I got married almost 10 years ago that are still hanging in my closet. If she can rock a bod that hot, why can't I?

Besides the obvious reasons. Oh, forget it. Please pass the cookies.

Do you think Jennifer looks better now than she ever has?

 

Image via Instagram

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nonmember avatar Kristi

Who wouldn't look that good when everything in your life is hired out---nutritionist, trainer, stylist, nanny, maids, etc.........

p31lady p31lady

I'm actually not "seething with jealousy".  Its sad that feels she has to dress like that and display herself like that to stay relevant.

Sarah Ort

No...I'm not jealous of a millionaire who can maintain that kind of body. I'm a busy, working mother of a toddler with another coming in January. If I get three showers a week, it's been a good one. I am a real American woman, this is who we are, what we look like and we need to stop fantasizing about looking a certain (unrealistic) way. It's absurd and if you can't tell the difference, you're a dolt.

nonmember avatar American Expat

Yep, the modern American way, seeth with envy, rather than be inspired and getting off your fat butts. Ladies, stop being piggies, get off your size 44 butts, and hit the gym, lol! You could have a similar physique, if you all weren't so lazy hahaha.

nonmember avatar Erika

Well said American Expat! I think Jennifer looks amazing and some of these people are just hating! I've had 5 kids and found the time to always work out and eat right and not be a slob like some lazy women who blame it on having kids. Even after 5 kids I still wear the same size as before getting pregnant.

nonmember avatar AnaMarcela

Fair as nothing to do with it. She had a tummy tuck after her twins.

CrazyAZ CrazyAZ

I hope when I'm her age, I'm not so insecure that I have to send "selfies" out to the world for affirmation. What's her purpose? She should have acquired some kind of confidence by this point in her life. Makes me sad for her.

Elsa Diaz

She will end up just like Madonna alone at 50 something! Dont envy their lifestyle. 

nonmember avatar Karina

She looks good no doubt. Let's not get confused though. She had a tummy tuck and that helps with the extra loose skin left after your belly stretches for twins. She was teased quite a bit in Latin shows for the cellulite in the back of her legs after months of having the twins while she was still married to Mark Anthony. She definitely kicked her fitness into gear as most women do after a divorce. Love her!

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