Miley Cyrus' Ridiculous Outfit Leaves Nothing to the Imagination (PHOTO)

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miley cyrusOh god. It's getting worse. Much worse. I thought Miley Cyrus would, for lack of a better phrase, tone it down a bit after she and Liam Hemsworth broke things off, but no. Not even a little. Whatever the opposite of toning down is? That's what Miley's doing. Need proof? Just shift your gaze to this photo of Miley wearing little more than tape over her boobs and a pair of undies.

I know.

Typically, when a girl and a guy break up, one of the first telltale signs of how things are going for the female is how she starts dressing. If Miley were suddenly spotted in jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers, we'd probably think: "Hey, Miley seems to be more introspective lately. Maybe she's thinking about how she's been acting and starting to regret some of her recent antics?" Or if she started walking around looking completely unkempt -- hair a mess, pajama pants on -- we may think: "Yikes. Miley really doesn't seem to be doing well right now. I hope she's okay." But the fact that Miley is dressing more revealing than she has in the past (who thought that was possible?), it makes us think: "Wow, Miley doesn't seem to be doing all that well ... and she has absolutely no idea whatsoever. Also, she isn't going to stop any time soon!"

This ... is not an outfit. It's a fishing net and some office supplies. I'm not sure who told Miley after she got dressed: "Yeah! That's a great idea to wear that in public!" But whoever it is, they're not her real friend; they're her mortal enemy. Because this is ridiculous. Miley has a hot body, and if she wants to show it off, she has every right to. But I really have no clue what the hell is going on here. It actually could be her worst fashion choice yet. And after the non-clothes she wore to the VMAs, that's saying a lot.

Miley, I hope you're okay, girl. Kind of doesn't look like it.

What do you think of Miley's outfit?

 

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nonmember avatar Suzanne

Keeping this photo on my phone to show anyone who gives me a hard time about public breastfeeding without a coverup. I promise you I don't show half the skin she is.

Baile... Bailey8307

She needs help.. I feel sorry for her.. She is young and has spent most of her life in show business. it could screw with anyones values.. after being publically cheated on, she probably thinks she is taking charge of her life. Not to mention the hoards of young people who are cheering her on. I hope she can learn to love herself and realize some of the mistakes she's making before its too late.

momav... momavanessa

She must be on drugs.   Every time you see her she has her tongue is out!


eye rolling

nonmember avatar lolll

She's another Amanda Bynes in the making. She'll be just like Amanda in a couple months. Since Jaime Foxx got it right about how she'd be on a stripper pole in a couple years, I feel like my hypothesis on her is correct.

Shandi80 Shandi80

Typical hollywood attention-whore, this time with a psychotic appearance! Hooray, let's give her more attention!

ILove... ILovemyPaulie

Why is she always panting? Ewww.

nonmember avatar Christie

@momavanessa and @lolll I was thinking the same thing, what's with the F'n tongue and the one eye closed. Like when you're drunk and close one eye to see a little clearer. Amanda Bynes did that eye thing and I think even the tongue thing too during her downward spiral.

Felicia Ritter

It's all the Molly that chick has popped that has her sticking her tongue out and panting. Drug addled hootchie is what I think she is.

Kate Cooley

I sincerely hope she has a disgruntled hanger-on who tells her to wear these things so she looks foolish.

Carol Kaufman

Congratulations Miley! You looked like a full fledged whore now. So who's your pimp so people know where to book your "services?"

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