Katy Perry Flashes Gold Grillz at VMAs in Disastrous Tooth Malfunction

katy perryI will admit that I really like Katy Perry. I think Russell Brand is a real *insert the worst word ever here* when he said she was awful in bed. Maybe she was awful with him because there was no love there anymore. Girl's gotta feel something in order to be into it, you know? Which is also why I'm really loving her latest song "Roar."

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire 'cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR! Louder, louder than a lion 'cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR!

Sing it, Katy! Naturally she wore a tiger print dress at the VMAs and I loved it, but when she flashed those gold grillz, I cringed and thought TOOTH MALFUNCTION!!


In some of the photos of Katy during the VMA arrivals, there is no sign of those atrocious grillz. Only her pretty pearly whites. But then these appeared and reappeared during the after-parties, too. If you look closely, it appears as if she has a bit of a pink and blue gummy bear stuck on those gold braces on her two front teeth. What in the world is that? Katy, I know you like to let your colors burst because you are a firework but please, let's leave the awful face making antics to Miley Cyrus.

This grillz trend needs to die. I thought it did back when half tops were considered uncool, but even that trend has returned, so I guess you never know. They call them crop tops in their re-invention. I guess you can say I had a previous incarnation of grillz, but they were called braces -- real ones that I couldn't pop in and out (unless you count the retainer days). They were silver and there was nothing cool about them at any time. So I just don't get why anyone would want to adorn their teeth with anything except maybe some bond to make them whiter.

Maybe when she's gets to be 98 and her teeth start falling out. then that would be a great time to have some fun with some grillz. Until then, keep them white ... even brighter than the moon moon moon. I still love you, Katy.

What do you think of Katy's grillz? Would you ever??

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