3 Bizarre Runway Bathing Suits Real Women Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Wearing & 4 They’d Actually Buy

Aqua BenditaIn case it hasn't been on the top of your list of things to care about this week, Miami Swim week concludes today, and my oh my do bathing suit designers have some, shall we say ... creative ideas? It's always fun to see what they come up with, and there were certainly a ton of beautiful designs, but it's really hard to imagine many of them anywhere else than on the body of a size 0 runway model!

Feast your eyes on three of the most bizarre suits to walk down the runway ... and then check out some that real women might actually buy and -- gasp! -- go swimming in!

Which one is your favorite? Would you wear any of these?


  • Suit by Agua Bendita

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    Imaga via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz

    Saggy leather romper, anyone? How ... flattering ...

  • Suit by Dolores Cortes

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    Image via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz

    I always like to encase my boobs in spikey gold metal, don't you?

  • Suit by Aqua Di Lara

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    Image via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2013

    They've got this one all wrapped up. (YIKES.)

  • Suit by Mara Hoffman

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    Image via Mara Hoffman

    This one-piece is edgy and colorful, but would still be flattering on an average woman's body. I love the boost it gives to your boobs!

  • Suit by Gottex

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    Image via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2013

    Not everyone feels comfortable in a two-piece, but if you do, this one gives the right amount of coverage. Beautiful colors!

  • Suit by Betsey Johnson

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    Image via Betsey Johnson

    Ok, ignore the bright yellow wig, and concentrate on how cute and fun the suit is. I'm so excited about Betsey's swimwear!

  • Suit by ANK by Mirla Sabino

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    Image via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2013

    SO PRETTY and SO flattering. Swoon!

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