Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ... in short shorts. Since the breakup of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, both parties have, respectively, seemed to be pretty happy. Every time we see either R or K, they're smiling, laughing, or generally just seem at peace with the world. But methinks RPattz's smile may turn upside down when he gets wind of these photos of KStew looking smokin' hot in shorts you pretty much need a microscope to see. Sorry, but she could be the only woman in the world who can pull off a sexy tomboy look like this. Don't dudes, like, love this style?
All right, so maybe I'm being a skosh hyperbolic here in saying that Kristen's shorts are microscope-worthy, but the girl is rocking some seriously short shorts, and she looks damn good in them. The whole crimson cut-offs, cropped top, pulled up tube socks, Converse sneakers, and backwards cap isn't an easy style to pull off. But Kristen is owning the shit out it. Robert, you may want to avert your eyes, old chum.
Nah, in all seriousness, I think it's going to take a lot more than a few pics of KStew looking hot in a pair of shorts to reunite this couple. Their relationship truly seems to have run its course this time around. But in the case that Rob does see these photos, I'm thinking he may have a momentary pang of breakup remorse. I mean, how could he not? Yowza.
Kristen's short shorts: Love? Hate? Far too busy to care?
Image via Pacific Coast News