Would you ever get Rob Kardashian's name tattooed on your ass? If your answer is "no", you're a sane person. If your answer is yes, your name is Adrienne Bailon. Rob's ex, most famous for one of the most epic wardrobe malfunctions of all time, has recently come out and admitted that she regrets getting the only male Kardashian's name inked onto her behind. And with good reason. It's idiotic to get someone's name tattooed onto your behind!
On her new talk show, The Real, Bailon said to her co-hosts: "Everybody knows I have the ratchet-iest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. I don't know what I was thinking. It's awful. Ten-letter last name, Kardashian. It's pretty bad, yeah. Now that is a ratchet tattoo. I made a very bad decision. Don't follow my example." Bailon then admitted that she was in the process of having the tattoo removed, and she vowed to never have a lover's name inked on her body again. Good move.
I fully understand the feeling of being head over heels, stupidly in love/lust with someone, and thinking you'll never, ever in a million-trillion years break up, but it's always a bad idea to tattoo someone's name on your behind. Always. Even your spouse's. (It's bad luck.)
So, Adrienne, I can't say I'm surprised you're regretting the "Robert A. Kardashian" tattoo you got on your ass, but I'm glad you're learning from your experience. Remember, kids, think before you ink.
Do you have any tattoos that you regret?
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