No need for a creative or pithy introduction here. Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan had a wardrobe malfunction. Her boobs popped out of her strapless corset while she was burlesque dancing. There, I said it. And I can't say I'm surprised at the mishap, being that she was burlesque dancing in a strapless corset. But nonetheless, I'll pass on this one, thanks.
I happen to think Sonja Morgan is a gorgeous woman with a fantastic body. And if she wants to burlesque dance, so be it. (Even though, let's be honest, guys, that show she put on during the finale a few seasons ago was weird. Really weird.) But cover your bases, woman! Dot your I's and cross your T's! If you're bending over backwards, Cirque du Soleil-style, what do you think is going to happen if your corset has a low-cut sweetheart top? Boobs, that's what!
In one of the photos from the evening, Sonja's nipple tape can be seen as she stretches her arms over her head. Also, according to the Daily Mail, Sonja revealed her "lop-sided boob job" during the show. Lovely.
I'm not exactly sure what I think of Sonja's recent career as a burlesque dancer. I mean, she looks great, but seems like an odd thing to take up later on in life. But one thing I am sure of is, next time she gets up on stage in her tiny 20's frock, she ought to have a few safety pins on hand. Nobody wants to see nipple tape and lopsided boobs during a burlesque show, ya heard?
What do you think of this?
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