Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Perfectly Toned Rear End in a Thong Bikini (PHOTO)

Sofia VergaraWhat the heck? Isn't there any sort of justice in this world? Apparently not -- considering Sofia Vergara's bum doesn't have a lump, bump, or dimple in sight. To top it all off, it's perky -- like the butt of a 22-year-old stripper. (Take that, Gwyneth.)

Did I mention Sofia is 40? Yep, she's the big 4-0, but it's obvious that being on this earth for a few decades hasn't taken its toll on her stunning physique.

She proudly shared a photo of herself lounging poolside wearing a thong bikini, and after you see just how ridiculously amazeballs her ass is, you'll understand why she had no qualms about putting this pic out there for the world to see.


Get ready to weep ... here it is.

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Are you freakin' kidding me? Excuse me while I go cry into my beer for a while. (Only a figure of speech -- I'm not drinking on the job.)

Um, I know it might sound a little creepy -- but I can't stop staring at her butt. It's flawless. Like for reals. How does any female on the face of this earth have a rear end that unbelievable?

Again -- it's just not fair. And you can bet your bottom (hee hee) dollar if I had an ass like that, I wouldn't be sitting here typing this post. I'd be laying out at a pool taking selfies of my "essence" all day long -- to the point where people would probably get really sick of looking at it. (Or maybe not.)

Flaunt that butt as much as you want, Sofia. If nothing else, do it for the rest of us girls whose rear ends could easily be mistaken for cottage cheese or golf balls.

Are you jealous of Sofia's perfect butt? (Don't lie.)


Images via Pacific Coast News/WhoSay

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