Taylor Armstrong's Tiny Bikini Leaves Literally Nothing to the Imagination (PHOTO)

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taylor armstrongReal Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong partied it up poolside for her 42nd birthday recently with her new luvah, Colorado lawyer John Bluher. The couple looked like they had a great time -- they laughed, they made out, they showed their ass cheeks. Well, John didn't show his, but Taylor showed hers in her itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny boho-inspired bikini. She also showed, as the Daily Mail inventively called it: "A rare form of cleavage: Underboob."

Those Brits. Always the slag innovators. No, but seriously, we need to talk about Taylor's swimsuit for a minute here.

First things first: The woman looks fantastic. Taylor's toned. And, more importantly, she looks healthy and like she no longer is subsisting on a diet of cinnamon and paprika. But showing your butt off like that when you're a mom? Personally, not my cuppa tea.

By no means do I think once you reach a certain age or have children, you need to stop showing off the gorgeous body you worked hard for. Moms in bikinis? All for it! Moms showing some tasteful cleav? Bring it on! But there's something about a thong swimsuit that just seems ... off. Then again, I've never been a fan of thong bikinis (outside of Brazil) whether you have kids or not. So maybe I'm just prejudiced against the swimsuit in general. Deep thoughts.

Actually, you know what? I think I just realized what's really bugging me about Taylor's look -- more so than the thong. The suede-looking booties, rosary beads, and leather cuff bracelets. Way too much for a day at the pool in my opinion. Then again, I'm sitting inside behind a computer while Taylor's out having fun at the pool, so what do I know?

Happy birthday, Taylor! To you and all your accessories!

Moms in thongs: Thoughts? Rosary beads and booties and leather cuffs at the beach: Discuss.

 

Image via Taylor Armstrong/Twitter

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bills... billsfan1104

I could care less what she wears. I just think that the underboob is tacky. I think it's tacky when anyone shows it.

abra819 abra819

Buh...she's nasty

keelh... keelhaulrose

You use the word literally... I don't think you know what it means. She's not naked or in a clear sit, so most of her most intimate parts are still covered. 

Sarah Ort

I do believe that I have, in real life, seen women wearing much, much, much smaller bikinis.  Furthermore, why, in 2013, are we discussing tiny bikinis?  It's not 1880...you see people covered less so on TV.

Shandi80 Shandi80

Well...I actually invented the phrase 'underboob' in 2003. Those brits are about ten years behind.

nonmember avatar Beth

I'm not a big Taylor fan, but I think she looks great. She looks healthy and happy compared to how she looked a couple years ago. And as "Keelhaulrose" wrote, I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "literally".

BGarcel BGarcel

What's bad about a physically fit mother wearing a thong while enoying the pool or the beach away from children?

older... oldermomat41

I think the suit is hideous. It makes one boob look much larger than the other. She has underboob and a thong...really. BGarcel, what is bad is not the fact that she is physically fit...are you saying if she wasn't she shouldn't wear this? What is wrong is that with age comes some modest changes if you have an ounce of class. She isn't a teenager or even in her 20's. She looks like a fool.

Becki Brammer Jensen

I think she looks awesome. The suit is cute and she has the body to wear it. Stop being so jealous.

BGarcel BGarcel

If she wasnt physically fit I wouldnt compliment her body, but I wouldnt condemn her for wearing a thong bikini either. Since she is physically fit, the thong bikini compliments her body really well (in my opinion).

Age is just a number. Modesty is not restricted to a certain age. A teenager can be modest if she/he chooses to be. Also, in my opinion, fitting your behavior, your personality expressed in action, as well as your inner thought life into a box constructed by others in the name of 'class' is NOT classy. Looking down on others simply based on what they are wearing is not classy.

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