Why so glum, Kourtney Kardashian? You're rich and pretty and holding an incredibly cute baby -- what's got you down? Is it because you're wearing bell bottoms? Yeah, I guess I'd feel that way, too. Just kidding. Kind of.
As you can see in this here photo, the eldest Kardashian sister was recently photographed wearing an airy white shirt (gorg) and, yes, bell bottom jeans. While the pants look sort of cute on Kourtney, dear god, please let's not have a revival of bell bottoms. Wide leg pants, fine. But bell bottoms, noooooo!
Some women look fantastic in bell bottoms. Like I said, Kourt looks cute, but I actually think the Kardashian these pants would look best on is Khloe, as the woman is blessed with some serious height. For us shorter gals, bell bottoms aren't the most flattering look. Skinny jeans are.
I know there are some out there who still have an aversion to skinny jeans, but let me be whole-heartedly honest with you here: They're a great look for anyone -- especially short girls.
If you've tried skinnies on in the past and simply can't bring yourself to make the switch, trust me, you haven't found the right pair. Despite their name, skinny jeans are seriously flattering, and once you take the plunge, you'll never go back. Think about it: Skinny jeans elongate your legs, while bell bottoms, which don't have as clean a line, kind of truncate them. It's basic math, guys.
Okay, there's really no math to jean shopping whatsoever, but I guess what I'm trying to say here is: If skinny jeans ever go out of style, I'll die. Or I'll just be seriously out of style. Kourtney, please retire these pants. You don't want to go starting a trend.
Do you wear bell bottoms? Skinny jeans? Boot-cut?
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