Question: When you hit up the town in a sheer shirt that essentially hides your (well-endowed) chest with pastie-esque pieces of fabric, what do you think will happen? A) Everything will stay in tact all night, leading to an eventual spokesperson gig for a double-sided tape company; B) pasties will come back in style (wait, were pasties ever in style?); C) nip slip. (Turn your computer upside down for the answer!)
Just kidding. But if you said C, you are correct! And you also aren't Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof. Because clearly it didn't dawn on her that "C" would happen when she was out on the town with on-again/off-again boyfriend Sean Stewart.
Or did it?
The paps happened to catch an unfortunate shot of Adrienne over the weekend in which her left nipple made a cameo. On one hand, you have to give Adrienne credit -- for a 51-year-old lady, her boobs are as perky as the day is long. (Thanks, Dr. Nassif!) But on the other hand, you have to ask yourself: What was this woman thinking, wearing this? Age appropriateness aside, this get-up is asking for a wardrobe malfunction. And, not to be a jerk here, but it's just weird. I feel like unless your last name is Knowles and you're performing for a crowd of thousands, no one should wear this.
Adrienne has a gorgeous body, and she's lucky enough to be able to wear whatever she wants. (Go her!) But she shouldn't want to wear what she was wearing in these photos. Because a high-waisted sheer and lace shorts jumpsuit isn't a good look any way you slice it.
What do you think of Adrienne's look?
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