Gwyneth Paltrow Awkwardly Asks Miranda Kerr If It’s ‘Weird to Be That Pretty’ -- We’re Shaking Our Heads, Too

gwyneth paltrowDried-up sea hag Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know what it would be like to be super pretty. I guess after years of looking at herself in the mirror and seeing a pimply-faced, overweight, just plain weird reflection, we would, too. I kid. Gwyneth's gorgeous, obviously. Too gorgeous if there's such a thing. So it's kind of strange that she went up to model Miranda Kerr at the "un-fun" Met Gala and asked her: "Is it weird to be that pretty?"

To which Miranda was like, "No."

I know that we're supposed to laugh at everything Gwyneth "Just Ring Up Your Fish Monger" Paltrow says, but I've gotta be honest here: I sort of love that she said this. I, too, have looked at Miranda Kerr before and have been kind of confused. I mean, who looks like that? How is that even genetically possible? She's like a gorgeous alien sent from Planet Attractiva who's one mission is to make us all feel like hogs. But on the anti-Gwyneth flip-side, Paltrow was just named "World's Most Beautiful Woman", so yeah. I can see how it would be construed as a tab obnoxious. "You're the prettiest." "No, you're the prettiest!" Oh, celebs. You and your 24-hour love-fests.

To settle things once and for all, both of these women are pretty. We're all pretty in our own, unique ways. But seriously, it would be weird to look like Miranda Kerr. I feel like I'd just stand in the bathroom and look at myself all day.

What do you think of Gwyneth's comments?

 

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CLM3345 CLM3345

I'm sure it was a joke.

nonmember avatar daisy

WTF is your problem? Gwyneth Paltrow is gorgeous. It was obviously a joke and besides, pretty girls can ask other pretty girls questions like that. I don't understand what you have against her.

Joe Dertz

She's a vapid celeb... who gives a flying fvck?

WifeM... WifeMomStudent

Gwyneth is way prettier than her! And real!

Lollie Dot Com

We can all pretend they didn't buy her the top spot on People's most beautiful people issue, and she's a nice enough looking 40 year old woman and she is NOT the most beautiful celebrity or even in the top ten. Even if you went with just celebrities over 40.... sorry, she's still not in the top ten. If I were her I'd be so embarrassed I'd want to hide for a year or two. No? Okay then, yes, most beautiful woman in Hollywood and Bush was the greatest president this country has ever had.

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