Chalk this up to the last thing you expected to hear today: Amanda Bynes is making her own clothing line. If you could see the look on my face right now, it's a cross between a dead stare and confusion as to who would ACTUALLY sign off on this. This is the same Amanda Bynes that's off her rocker, right? The same one who wants to lose 30 pounds, was spotted going bat shit crazy in a gym, and is spiraling out of control faster than Justin Bieber did about a month ago?
Ah HAH -- speaking of that Bieber character, he's her inspiration. As in, she told InTouch that she loves the way that Bieber dresses and he's totally her style muse, along with the fashion lines from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
I'm sorry. I can't. I CAN NOT. I mean, did you SEE what she was wearing in Times Square last week?
For a moment, let's just rewind to 2007 when Amanda Bynes was fully functional and had a clothing line at Steve & Barry's. Remember Steve & Barry's? How CHEAP all of that stuff was? I miss being able to buy a tank top from her "Dear" line for $4.99. Oh, the good ol' days.
Today I don't foresee "cute" things in her line. If she's pulling inspiration from Bieber, I see dropped crotch pants and awkwardly fitting tank tops with gas masks as accents. While pulling inspiration from Mary-Kate and Ashley is a MUCH better look, I could see her aiming to replicate one of the white tunics from their spring line and then ruining it with enough zippers and studs to make you nauseated.
Oh Bynes. Who knows, maybe this fashion thing will give her a sense of purpose again. I'd be willing to pay to see this blondie behind a sewing machine, not like she would actually be making this stuff.
What do you think of Amanda Bynes' fashion dreams?
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