Courtney Stodden Forgets to Wear Pants in Her Worst Look Yet

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Courtney StoddenAnother day, another outfit from the closet of teenage bride Courtney Stodden that has us rolling our eyes. The former Couples' Therapy star stepped out with hubby Doug Hutchison for lunch at the Ivy in West Hollywood Monday looking like she was on the prowl. But really. Donning cheetah print, the 18-year-old was dressed to the nines but missing one major thing: Pants. Which doesn't really surprise me because, um HELLO, have you looked at her Twitter background lately? I see London, I see France, WHOA chick is NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS.

Okay. Exhale. But really, WHAT is Stodden doing here? When has anyone ever said that going out in public without pants was an attractive look? Because I'm pretty sure the lady looks silly, not sexy.

Especially with those shoes. Hurumph.

When it comes down to it, there is a huge difference between dressing sexy vs. dressing skanky. Sexy is showing a little cleavage but managing to keep something to the imagination. Sexy is wearing a shorter skirt while covering your bits, and keeping it classy on top by rocking a fitted blazer. Stodden, however, is the master of the skank. Going out in public wearing this sort of dress (I use that term SO sparingly) is just a drastic cry for attention.

And can we just talk about how her husband is, like, all for people oggling her goodies? That in itself is a crime.

Okay. OKAY. Exhaling again. I'd beg someone to hand Court a cover-up, but we all know that she'd just turn it into a matching bra and panties set.

What do you think of Courtney's animalistic look?


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nonmember avatar Seppie

Pathetic. Disgusting. Why does the general public have to put with this? She is a narcissistic skank.

nonmember avatar Dealio

She hot and she knows it--and if you're in West Hollywood why not?

Augie Gallegos

I think most men wouldn't kick her out of bed , but she'll be haggard by the time she's 30.

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Susan See

I watched them on Couples Therapy and she grows on you.  She is actually quite empathetic and intelligent and has a lot of insight into the human condition.  I believe her husband loves her in a sincere way; who's to say it's impossible.  She gives him something he needs and vice versa.  She markets herself to make money but that's not of course the real person.  There are worse ways to make a living.  Once I watched her for a few weeks I actually quite liked her and all I can say is that if she offends some people then they have the choice not to look or listen to her.  We can be such prudes in this country but we are also hypocrites.  We watch videos where famous singers wave their va jay jays in our faces and call it entertainment and give them awards.  They are not hurting anyone so I say lets shun and condem real evil.

nonmember avatar Guest

First, jealous?! Why is that always thrown out there? I can't believe anyone would be jealous of an 18 yr old that lacks an education, talent and is married to an almost 53 yr old. Everyone was 18. She can dress this way if she wants, Susan, but time and place. This clearly all for attention. Others don't need to see her dressed like that in stores, restaurants, on the street. You mention singers dressing that way.. the majority of them only do so on stage and certain venues, where fans are paying to see them! Many do not dress that way ALL the time. In the end, the majority don't care for Courtney because she is narcissistic. Making a living? Dressing inappropriately is called making a living? Her manner of dress is making a living in the porn industry. If she wants to do that- so be it; but keep it out of the general public. So now everyone is supposed to be able to do what they want, where the want, with no regard or respect to those around them? It is not being prudish. And only hope we don't become a society where everyone does whatever they darn well please... that is how societies fall..and we are becoming quite the self-entitled society.

nonmember avatar T

She's 18 people, who cares how she dresses? Besides, at least she's smart enough to take care of her body, unlike all these fat jerks who sit at home judging her. She's not narcissistic or conceited, she's confident. Get over it.

nonmember avatar Guest

She's taking care of her body?! She is fricking 18!! So, walking around in stilts all day and doing nothing is taking care of her body? And yeah, she is conceited and narcissistic. You must have not heard any of her comments of the last year. Not many people go around saying people are jealous of themselves because they are so beautiful, talented. Not many people lie and embellish to great lengths to make themselves out to be someone they are not. Let's see in 20 yrs if she is a fat jerk. And wow, if someone does not agree with a no talent, narcissistic fame whore, they are fat jerks. Right... Scarier are those who think this girl is doing something. Probably insecure people who have nothing to offer, other than their own over inflated egos.

Water... Water_geM

lmao...shes such a stupid bitch.

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