heather locklearHeather Locklear is one of those women you look at and are just confused. How the crap does the 51-year-old actress look that good? Is it good genes? A really good plastic surgeon who's careful to not make her look too "done"? Good genes and a good plastic surgeon? Who knows? Probably a little of both. But another beauty secret in Heather Locklear's arsenal is semen, apparently.

Locklear recently had an impromptu interview with TMZ reporters, and when they asked what keeps her looking so fresh and revitalized, she replied with: "You just put semen on your face."

Oh. Okay.

It's hard to tell whether or not Locklear is joking (kind of seem[en]s like she is), but there actually is some credence to the claim that spooge can keep skin looking unlined and youthful. Spermine, which is found in semen, is rich with antioxidants and can help treat wrinkles. Some salons even offer sperm facials at around $250 a pop -- which, yes, is totally weird when you think about it. (And we know, dudes, you "can give a sperm facial for free." Ha. Ha.) But would you smear sperm on your face if you knew it was going to give you Locklear-like skin? (And, question: How exactly are they getting the spermine for these facials?)

Personally, I'd have to go with a "thanks, but no thanks" on this one. I've done some weird shit in the name of beauty in my day (eyelash perm, anyone?), but a sperm facial is where I draw the line. Oh, and a bird poop facial, too. I'll stick to Cetaphil and my trusty Kate Somerville moisturizer, thanks.

Check out Heather's sage beauty advice. Would YOU get a semen or bird poop facial?

 

Image via TMZ