Selena Gomez's Shorts Are So Short You Need a Microscope to See Them (PHOTO)

selena gomezSelena Gomez, where are your pants? Or your shorts, I guess, because, clearly, you are not wearing pants. Did you forget to put them on? Did they fall off while you ran into CVS for some saline solution? Did you accidentally run into a saw mill on your way out of the house that meticulously only hacked up the bottom portion of your clothing and left the rest of you unscathed? Or are they so short we just can't see them? I think I know the answer ...

If you look close enough, underneath Selena's hole-y boho sweater, there's a pair of itty-bitty jean shorts. Go on, lean into your computer screen. Still can't seem them? Okay, get out your magnifying glass. Still can't see them? All right, print out this paper and put it underneath a microscope. Now you should be able to see Selena's jean shorts.

Look, Selena Gomez is a lovely young lady with a great body, so I'm all for her rocking Daisy Dukes. Why not? She's only 20 once. In fact, I'm kind of liking Selena's whole look here -- the hair, the boots, the hippie sweater. Very Woodstock; very Coachella; very Glastonbury. But hot damn those are some super short shorts!

What do you think of Selena Gomez's look?


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amazz... amazzonia

She looks amazing in this pic! 

Kimbyann Kimbyann

They cover more than what I see around here lol

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GwenMB GwenMB

I love her top!  But yes, she needs longer shorts or a skirt or something.

elasmimi elasmimi

she needs to put some pants on!

RobynS RobynS

it's not JUST that her shorts are short, but that her shirt is very long. I LOVE the sweater, but I would def wear it with some longer shorts. ;)

kellynh kellynh

It doesn't bother me

Madel... Madelaine

I think she looks cute.

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