Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County gangsta, can't move her face. The 51-year-old reality star and insurance agent went under the knife recently to inject body fat into her face, have her nose trimmed down, and receive a chin implant. All the plastic surgery has made Vicki look more than a little frozen, but she's the first to admit it.
Which, as any fan of the series will know, is a rare tack for a Housewife. When it comes to "alleged" plastic surgery, most cast members are like Wayne Blackshear in the paint: deny, deny, deny.
Take RHOC lady Gretchen Rossi. The woman's not even 35 yet and her face is more frozen and more full of unnatural perservatives than the hot dogs in m'freezer. But she'd never admit it. As a matter of fact, she vehemetly denied lip injections during one reunion show like she was defending herself allegations that she raped a squirrel. NO! YOU'RE CRAZY! I NEVER DID THAT!
Gretchen, mind you, had no problem sharing with viewers the death of her cancer-stricken fiance but, interestingly enough, chose to draw the privacy line at admitting to plastic surgery.
I say kudos to Vicki for being open and upfront about her new face. It's nice to see someone have a sense of humor about the inherently hilarious choice to suck fat out of your ass and inject it into your fucking face.
You go, Vicki and your numb face. You go.
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