Jennifer Aniston's Body Is So Hot Even This Supermodel Wants to Look Like Her

brooklyn deckerArguably one of the hottest women in the world, Brooklyn Decker, is "awestruck" by Jennifer Aniston's body. So much so that she actually refused to do yoga with the actress, because, you know, nobody likes doing asanas in spandex next to a woman whose body makes yours feel like tuna salad. Decker told Women's Health UK: "[Jennifer] is so active and had to be in a bikini for Just Go With It -- she just had this glow about her. I was a bit awestruck! I was invited to do yoga with her on set but they had so many good yogis I was intimidated and chickened out."

Okay, w-w-w-w-w-wait a minute here. Brooklyn Decker is in awe of another woman's body? This is confusing. Has she looked in the mirror? Or leafed through a Sports Illustrated?

We're all awestuck of Brooklyn Decker's body. Including Jennifer Aniston. (Okay, I'm just guessing, but wouldn't it be fun to see the two women arguing: "Your body is intimidating!" "No, your body is intimidating!") I mean, I heard Brooklyn's boobs are jealous of her butt. And her biceps once got into a fight with her calves over her abs. The woman's flawless.

No, but really, it's oddly comforting, knowing that Decker feels even the slightest twinge of insecurity about her appearance, because sweet baby Jesus, the woman is so hot! If she feels insecure, there can't be something wrong with the rest of us. It's just ... nature, I suppose. (But wait, maybe that's a bad thing? I don't know. All I know is I feel like Brooklyn and I have something in common right now and it feels good.)

Brooklyn, clearly, you're woefully lacking in the confidence department, what with all your magazine covers evilly staring at you, telling you you're a hideous sea hag, so I'd like to give you a kind word or two: You're gorgeous. Like, really gorgeous. And I'm sure Jennifer Aniston had a few fleeting moments where she felt "awestruck" around you, too. And, if it makes both of you feel better, the world is awstruck of the two of you. Hollywood, 1; world, 0.

Do you believe Brooklyn felt intimidated around Jennifer Aniston?


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nonmember avatar fatal

oh god here we go again-what is Anustain feeling insecure and out fishing for compliments AGAIN-Brooklyn smokes her in a bikini and Brooklyn's husband isn't hot after horse face Anustain and Anustain better look good she spends her whole life fanatically peeling her face and working out and yet just so-so-then every 2 or 3 months or when Angie has a baby or does something great for world peace or the betterment of women here comes poor jen with a media slam about hoe great her flat saggy butted perma nipple fake boobed yet sagging over fake tanned body is-Angie thanks for trying to stop rape in Africa and Anustain just shut up

nonmember avatar Justin

No, Read the interview.
Jen's body didn't intimidate her. She says she was intimidated by all of the yoga experts on set,"...they had so many good yogis I was intimidated and chickened out," (her actual quote) Nowhere does she say she was awestruck with Jen's body. That's Jen's publicist speaking and trying to ride on Deckers coattails. Now they are bringing up a three year old story to try to get poor Jen a bit of attention.

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