Britney Spears Flashes Her Bare Bottom at Sons’ Soccer Game & Wins Most Embarrassing Mom

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britney spearsBritney Spears showed up for sons Jayden and Sean's soccer games over the weekend. She remembered to bring water ... but she forgot her pants! She showed up in some long, flowy white t-shirt thing and a pair of Uggs, and a lilting breeze took up her skirt and flashed her bare bottom for all the little soccer players to see. One particularly bad photo shows both butt cheeks exposed right in front of her sons. And that makes her this week's Most! Embarrassing! Mom!

Poor Britney, always leaving BEHIND something important. I can relate. I've left my home without my keys, my wallet, my phone. Happens to busy moms all the time. But I can say with 100 percent certainty, I have never left home without my pants. Thankfully, Britney eventually realized she was missing something very important.

You can tell, because later that afternoon she changed into a pair of yoga pants. Was it that gentle breeze blowing across her ass, or was it when she sat down and felt just a leeetle too intimate with the grass? One can only wonder. But thank God she was paying attention to those important signs. Because if you think those bare bottom photos are embarrassing, can you imagine trying to kick a field goal, looking over, and seeing your seated mother flashing everyone her love tunnel?

Here's something I don't understand, though. No pants or (apparently) underwear, but her feet are shod in big, toasty Uggs. So it's warm enough to go commando, but chilly enough to need sheepskin boots? That kind of weather does not exist. What makes her feet so special that they deserve such warmth and comfort, but her behind gets nary a thread?

Oh Britney. Wardrobe malfunctions at awards shows and nightclubs are one thing. But at a kids' soccer game? Your kids are going to ban you from the park.

Have you ever made this mistake with a too-short dress?

 

Image via Pacific Coast News

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ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

Girl is a train wreck. It doesn't seem like it's ever gonna change. Sad.

nonmember avatar Shandeigh

I'm sure she's wearing underwear. It's probaly a thong. Yes, she should've wore pants... but I think accusing her of goign commando is a little out there.

nonmember avatar :)

This reminds me of the time when a woman behind me sped up just to walk in front of me, all so she could show me her sheer blue underwearless pants. She was pushing a baby stroller at the time and at first I felt competitive and thought she did that because I was walking slow.

I felt embarassed when I noticed I could see everything. I was going to dodge as a gentlemen but then I thought, well she saw me checking out girls and immediately did this so she knows what she's doing and If I don't look, some other pervert with less noble intentions might, so I went up closer in an effort to get a better view, enjoy myself, as well as try to shield her privates. At the end of the block where I had to change paths, she turned around and smiled. I smiled back like a friendly pervert.

I thought of her husband at some point but then it could also be possible she doesn't have one.

nonmember avatar MickeyMudTurtle

One gets the impression that she views herself as an incarnation of Aphrodite. :-D

Margaret Stoneking

leave her alone, she is a brite and beautiful lady that has problems just like all the people in thie world...to bad all her laundry is out in the open....what would it be like if everything you washed was put in a magazine or on tv or on theinternet....bet you wouldnt like it love your britney

Al Sayee

OOOOW..I wish i was there!!..Al Sayee

nonmember avatar Anton Chigurh

Her poor kid will have to listen to his peers saying, "Your mom is so HOT" only a 12 year old would find her attractive.

nonmember avatar Oakley Outlet

The Beatles represented part of the spirit of their age.Being a mother is not easy.Not a sound was heard.I am looking forward to your visit next week.I develop films myself.Take it easy, you will be all right in a couple of days.Take it easy, you will be all right in a couple of days.Be careful not to fall ill.None of your business!How do you like our English literature Prof.

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