Robert Pattinson's Rotting Teeth Are So Nasty You Won't Believe Your Eyes

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Robert PattinsonI'd like to go ahead and apologize to you in advance -- because what you are about to see is shocking and may possibly scar you for life. Or at least I know I'll never quite be the same after seeing Robert Pattinson's rotting teeth.

Yes, it's true. Robert Pattinson's pearly whites have become disgusting, yellow, corroded, gag-inducing baked bean teeth.

Don't believe me? Check out the photos of RPattz's rotting teeth and then we'll discuss.

Are you done throwing up in your mouth yet?

OMG. Thank GOD these aren't Rob's real teeth. No, they're not! I promise!

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They're simply a prosthetic he's wearing for the sake of his character in his upcoming movie, The Rover. I mean, he's playing a criminal in the flick, for crying out loud, so having decent teeth really isn't conducive to a life of law breaking and living on the edge.

But seriously, the photos of his new teeth are tough to look at, so I'm not sure I'm going to be able to stomach sitting through the film and viewing them on the big screen. Ugh. Most of us will probably wind up choking on our popcorn after thinking about how bad those teeth would make his breath stink. (If they were real, of course. I'm sure Rob's breath normally smells like strawberries. Or cigarettes. Ok, I'll stop now.)

I know we shouldn't judge a man by his teeth, but let's be honest -- it's kind of impossible not to. Can you think of a bigger turn-off than a dude whose teeth resemble something you'd expect to see in the mouth of a corpse?

Sigh. I guess with this flick, we'll have to pay attention to his acting ability versus drooling over how sexy and gorgeous he is. (Man. That'll be a switch.)

Will you ever look at Rob the same way after seeing his rotting teeth?


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Melis... MelissaListens

His current teeth aren't really that much better, lol.

Amanda D Buckley

^--I suppose Melissa has had perfect teeth from birth.

Brandi Nelson

Who the hell are you people.. you make me sick.. what makes you so fricking high and mighty to do shit like this to someone. I sure hope you guys are proud of yourselfs.. I hate people like you.. really I do.. who go around pointing out flaws in others just so you can have a laugh.. lets get something straight.. I don't view him any differently then I did before.. but I am starting to question Cafe Moms real purpose.

Kimberlie Crouse

Totally agree Brandi, I have bad teeth because when I was pregnant the baby took all my calcium...

Angela Icelee Boucher

Why would anyone judge some one by their teeth? Really People!!!  Its stupid how people judge other with their looks also rude. 

Shandi80 Shandi80

I don't care for him to begin with, and given that these teeth are actually props for a movie, no, I wouldn't look at him differently. Still don't care for him.

Shandi80 Shandi80

Also, I think it is a little bit of jerkish to base your opinion on someone because of their teeth. What if they couldn't afford dental care? Are you going to foot the bill? Didn't think so.

nonmember avatar catblue1972

You guys do know this was a freakin are all going flip shit over something that was not even real - it was meant to be funny - you guys really need to calm the hell down and have a drink or something....really - this is the kind of thing that upsets you - I wish I had your simple lives...

bella... bellacazzate

Just as a snooty related aside: Obsession over perfect teeth is a very American thing. It's something that perplexes many people outside of the US. 

Nancy Wentworth

the stir........ or who ever is weiting this stuff.........i really AGREEas to why??? TIS STUFF IS WRITTEN,  about  ROB.frist of all, it s a  movie, that has hes teeth ,like this.. plus  about hes breath, (SMOKING)....HES QUIT...or  your  all so perfect.cannot say anything good, donot say anything,i  donot like someone, putting another one  down.  NO  ONE PERSON IS BETTER THEN ANOTHER.   maybe  mor  money, better looks. but not better. and  if i was ROB, hoping he doesn"t care  whats said,(which i do think he does).hes a hell  'ver  better  MAN, AND NICER then theses  writing about him, there my pieace  is said

   You go Robert ,your a  great young man, and  great actor,,,,,,,,,,   (AND    wonder why  , hes like he is around people)...

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