JWoww Covers Her Breasts in Duct Tape in New Ad but We Wish She’d Tried This Instead

jwowwFormer Jersey Shore star Jenni "JWoww" Farley put two of her best assets on display recently for a No H8 ad. In other words: She duct taped her boobs. Woww can be seen in the ad with the classic No H8 logo on her face, duct tape over her mouth, and again, duct tape over her boobs. Her gigantic JWoww boobs.

Now, I love JWoww and her body is absolutely ridiculous, but something about this ad is ... odd. Fact that being topless in this photo is totally unnecessary aside, that's a lot of duct tape.


Again, JWoww is a beautiful woman with, um, a lot to offer, but I wish her breasts were covered with something other than tape, as it looks a scosh awkward. For instance, a shirt. But that's so conventional. Let's consider some other options, shall we?

A throw pillow. Imagine JWoww hugging a throw pillow in this photo. That totally wouldn't be weird at all. Nope. Not in the slightest.

A puppy. I mean, come on, nothing says the opposite of hate like an itty bitty malti-poo.

War and Peace. Would you stop and look twice if you saw a topless JWoww reading the Tolstoy classic? I think so.

Two slices of pizza. Facing downward.

Two ice cream cones. Facing upward.

Snooki. Because awwww, besties!

I don't know, I'm just spitballing here. What do you think? Do you like the duct tape over the boobs thing? What else could JWoww have used to cover her tatas?

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