Yeahhhhh, after seeing Us Weekly's photos of Kourtney Kardashian's amazing bikini body from her recent trip to Punta Mita, Mexico -- I don't know whether to invest in a personal trainer, start a juice cleanse, or sit here and cry my eyes out over the fact that my post-baby body will probably never come close to looking as good as hers.
The photo on the left was taken a few years ago, but as you can see from Kourt's new bikini photos in US Weekly, she's still in just as good of shape as she was then.
Um, she looks ridiculous, you guys -- as in ridiculously awesome. She's toned and fit. She doesn't appear to have one ounce of cellulite. And if you didn't know that she's Kourtney Kardashian, you'd probably never peg her as the mom of a toddler and an infant.
Did I mention her baby, Penelope, is only 7 months old? Seven. Months. Old. And in that short span of time, Kourtney's already bikini ready. (Not that I'm the least bit jealous or anything.)
Let's talk briefly about the two different bikinis she was photographed wearing in Mexico. The black and white one she wore in the ocean is something 99 percent of the general population could never pull off. The extra black straps that come out from the top and bottom of the suit would pinch in all the wrong places for anyone who has any excess body fat. (OMG. I shudder to think how I'd look in that thing.)
And how about the skimpy string bikini she wore to stroll along the surf with Scott and Mason? The only way you can rock a two-piece that minuscule is if you have the body for it, which Kourtney most definitely does.
Man. If only the rest of us could bounce back that quickly after two kids, the beaches of the world would be a whole lot prettier.
Do you still wear bikinis after having kids?
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