Alright. I'm going to go ahead and say it even though I know plenty of you are going to disagree with me. I'm not a fan of Halle Berry's Oscars dress. Like at all.
The minute she stepped onto the Oscars red carpet, Twitter and Facebook started buzzing about how amazeballs she looked. Wanna know what my initial reaction was when I saw her Versace gown?
"She looks like a Solid Gold dancer."
(Or pretty much anyone from the 80's.)
But then everyone kept talking about how great it was, so I gave her another chance when she came out on stage to announce the James Bond tribute thing.
And even after that -- I still don't get it.
I mean, I know she's Halle Berry and looks gorgeous in anything, and I will say that her body is absolutely ridiculous in the best possible way.
But I hate the dress. (And the hair.) I know -- I'm sorry, you guys. The more I stare at her overall look, the worse it gets. (It's so bad, I could possibly be fooled into liking it.)
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But you know what was pretty awesome? When Halle said "Pussy Galore" in front of a live audience. I totally dug that moment for sure.
Of course, my first reaction when I heard her say the word "Pussy" was -- Halle Berry just said "Pussy."
But then I googled it and now I get the whole James Bond Goldfinger reference and now I know why it was perfecly appropriate for Halle Berry to say "Pussy" on stage at the Oscars.
Ok, enough with the Pussy -- back to the dress. I hate to say it, but Halle's going on my worst dressed list for this year with this little number.
What do you think of Halle's Versace gown?
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