There are a lot of wardrobe malfunctions happening in Hollyweird these days, guys. So many, in fact, that I'm starting to think some of these ladies may be doing it on purpose for publicity or something. Controversial, I know -- but what can I say, I'm a conspiracy theorist. Anyway, the unbelievably beautiful Eva Longoria had a semi-side boob mishap recently at the grand opening of her latest business venture, SHe by Morton's in Vegas. And I've gotta say, if you're going to have a "wardrobe malfunction", this is the way to go -- keep 'em wanting more, know what I'm sayin', comrade?
Eva's dress -- and the one centimeter of breast it's exposing -- is being touted as a wardrobe malfunction by some, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that Eva wanted to give the crowd a little somethin'; and I'm thinking this is how the dress was designed.
I have mixed feelings on side boob action. Sometimes, like in Britney Spears' case, I think it looks tre trashique; other times -- like in Eva's -- I think it looks sexy. I think the key is covering up mostly everything else and letting the side boob speak for itself, as opposed to, you know, walking around in a sleeveless nightgown that's four sizes too big.
Eva looks fantastic, as usual. And I'm not going to rule this one as a wardrobe malfunction, but made you look, made you look, made you buy a penny book.
What do you think of Eva's dress?
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