OMG. I've never really noticed it before, but did you know that Jennifer Lawrence's breasts are uneven? Yes, apparently her boobs aren't exactly on the same level, and she's the one who noticed the discrepancy between them.
The Hunger Games star appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and she told Jimmy: "I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven. That was all I saw."
She then went into a lot more detail and said:
I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.' So he was like, 'All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.' And I was like, 'And my breasts.' And he was just like 'Well, bye.'
And there you have it. Jennifer Lawrence has uneven boobs and she's not afraid to admit it.
Geez! Is this girl tough on herself or what?!? I mean this in a totally non-creepy way -- her boobs look great to me. In fact, her whole body does, which is why I can't understand why she (or anyone else for that matter) criticizes her appearance so much.
First, she had to deal with idiots calling her fat, which forced her to defend her curves -- something no woman should ever have to do. And then some photographer took pictures of her in a bikini and she joked about how her butt looked like that of a 90-year-old woman. (If that's what a 90-year-old butt looks like, then I can't wait to turn 90.)
And now, she's calling out her own bosom for not being perfectly proportioned. Um, doesn't she realize how gorgeous she is? I know we're our own worst critics, but plenty of women would kill to look as hot as Jennifer. She needs to cut herself a little slack, for crying out loud!
Of course, now I'm a bit curious about the evenness of my own boobs, because it's something I've never thought about before. Guess it's time to go check things out in the mirror simply for curiousity's sake.
Do you think Jennifer's breasts look uneven? Have you noticed that yours are uneven?
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