Jennifer Lawrence Says Her Breasts Are 'Uneven' but Are They Really?

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Jennifer LawrenceOMG. I've never really noticed it before, but did you know that Jennifer Lawrence's breasts are uneven? Yes, apparently her boobs aren't exactly on the same level, and she's the one who noticed the discrepancy between them.

The Hunger Games star appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and she told Jimmy: "I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven. That was all I saw."

She then went into a lot more detail and said:

I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.' So he was like, 'All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.' And I was like, 'And my breasts.' And he was just like 'Well, bye.'

And there you have it. Jennifer Lawrence has uneven boobs and she's not afraid to admit it.

Geez! Is this girl tough on herself or what?!? I mean this in a totally non-creepy way -- her boobs look great to me. In fact, her whole body does, which is why I can't understand why she (or anyone else for that matter) criticizes her appearance so much.

First, she had to deal with idiots calling her fat, which forced her to defend her curves -- something no woman should ever have to do. And then some photographer took pictures of her in a bikini and she joked about how her butt looked like that of a 90-year-old woman. (If that's what a 90-year-old butt looks like, then I can't wait to turn 90.)

And now, she's calling out her own bosom for not being perfectly proportioned. Um, doesn't she realize how gorgeous she is? I know we're our own worst critics, but plenty of women would kill to look as hot as Jennifer. She needs to cut herself a little slack, for crying out loud!

Of course, now I'm a bit curious about the evenness of my own boobs, because it's something I've never thought about before. Guess it's time to go check things out in the mirror simply for curiousity's sake.

Do you think Jennifer's breasts look uneven? Have you noticed that yours are uneven?

 

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kelti... kelticmom

My left boob is totally bigger than my right one.Most people's are. Just like one foot is a little bigger, one ear a little higher, etc.

nonmember avatar k

Mine were always diff sizes after puberty, but it got more pronounced after 3 kids. My left is a D and the right is DD. Makes bra shopping a pain.

Aeris... AerisKate

Kelticmom is absolutely right.  It's totally normal for one to be bigger than the other or for one to be a little lopsided as compared to the other. 

Pinst... Pinstripes4

Mine are bit mismatched as well. I don't think she is taking her boob size that seriously. It was just a light anecdote.

heyth... heythereelizah

She jokes around about that stuff all the time. I doubt she was all too serious.

babys... babysugars2006

Every womans boobs are asymmetrical just as every guys' nuts are. In fact our left/right sides are all asymmetrical. My left ear is just a weeee bit lower than my right. Not enough for anyone to notice but it is. Its how we ALL are. We are in fact the definition of 'imperfect'.

Todd Vrancic

I will tell you that if you don't draw attention to it, men will never notice.

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