Lindsay Lohan's Court Day Fashion FAIL Is the Real Crime

That's Criminal 9

Lindsay LohanToday Lindsay Lohan headed back to her second home court to face new charges. This time around, the actress is charged with lying to police about driving a sports car that crashed into a dump truck back in June, obstructing officers from performing their duties, and reckless driving. Casual, really. Judge Sautner set her next hearing for March 1.

Let's talk about the more fun stuff though, like what she wore to court. Instead of her innocent in white look, the actress opted for a classy black Chanel dress, Celine shades, and of course -- Louboutin heels. The thing I cannot get over, though, is her legs. No, it's not that they're ridiculously toned. It's that they are overwhelmingly white. Maybe Lindsay really is completely wrapped up in feeling sorry for her actions. I mean, how else could she not notice this?!

OK, yeah, there's just no way. Considering Lindsay's track record, I doubt she's starting to just now feel remorseful for any of this. In fact, I bet the only thing she was thinking was when she was gonna be back in NYC snuggling with Max from The Wanted.

This photo is the prime example why I do NOT use self tanners on my own at home, because let's be real, there's no way ANY spray tan would leave you this uneven. I'm always too nervous that I'm going to miss a spot or, in Lindsay's case, two FULL appendages. Didn't your mom, Dina, ever teach you to look in a FULL mirror before leaving the house hotel room? Or was she too busy being your momager and trying to make crazy money off of your successes? Yeah, I'm gonna go with #2.

Poor Lindsay. Something tells me the next time she goes to court, we'll be seeing a pantsuit.

Have you ever had any major self-tanning disasters? What do you think of Lindsay's court outfit?

 

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